Why is Luigi there? He didn’t do anything.
Yup we were hanging out the whole time
Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing!
I wouldn’t have been able to murder Thomas Edison with a Roman cavalry charge if Luigi hadn’t fixed those UI bugs
with a smile like that? it would be a waste not to include him
Those are some innocent titties if I’ve ever seen em
Dudes fucking built like an action figure.
Because nobody cares about the CEO
The CEO that someone other than Luigi killed?
Luigi was with me. He didn’t do it!
It’s their means of exclusion. I think you should interpret the picture as “showing up on the Jumbotron”
Can we get this during winter too?
Why stop there? I’d prefer a weekly occurence. We could call it CEO Sacrifice Sunday
We only should sacrifice the best of the best.
Those are rookie numbers. We gotta pump those up.
Kindly remind that CEOs are just scapegoats and replaceable. They answer to the private equity and institutional shareholders. Which is largely behind the scenes as designed.
And once everyone is too afraid to become a CEO, that should make things a bit harder for the dark hand.
Well, I doubt it will work. We already see what’s going to happen after UnitedHealth. The investors are suing the company for not meeting the profit targets after the killing. Plus, there are always opportunists who would be willing to take that risk and get a couple million dollars.
this is only partially true because CEOs sit on the board of their friends’ companies.
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Too slow
I don’t get the orcas, did they kill a CEO?
There was a yacht they attacked. Dno if there were injuries.
They were orca hooligans.
Most of the 15 were male juveniles and teens, the “most curious and exploratory” of an orca population, suggesting that what started as playful head-bumping on boat rudders has escalated as the animals have grown larger. The team notes that this rudder-bumping behavior was observed around 2017, but the interactions didn’t result in any boat damage. Now that the orcas are larger, their game has become a lot more powerful.
And no orca over the age of 25 – when males are fully grown – has been seen participating in the tomfoolery. Scientists suspect younger orcas have seen older siblings playing with their rudder ‘toys’ and then copied. (Some females have been spotted, but they’re most likely there just to babysit the kids.)
Some females have been spotted
OMG tomboy orcas ?!!! 😀😀😀
but they’re most likely there just to babysit the kids
Oh… 😒😮💨😞
Don’t be too sad, that’s a scientist guess, not a fact.
They’re just like us!
For real. I grew up around 26, haven’t attacked a boat since then.
Also like us when it comes to repeating fashion trends.
Their version of cow tipping
John McAfee had that post about how fucking whales isn’t bestiality so maybe it’s him?
Coiling up in a Tesla
That is the tiniest bit sad but yeah.
Happy cake day, Bones!
Oh my goodness I didn’t even notice. Wow, two years of sweet little Lemmy. Thanks Elaine!
Wonder who they pissed off. Gotta love the article focusing on “philanthropy” while stepping quickly past company failings that would result in lost jobs, but that the billionaires would be “unbothered” by it.
Adding this, in another article they’re described as very pro Israel, and had a lawsuit from some cousints who had been cut out of the business. Anti Israel sentiment was not as loud back then, but it makes you wonder.
I’m sorry for their kids, their son seems to be genuinely grieving, and whether they are rich brats or not that’s a terrible shocking thing to happen to your parents. But they were selling their mansion so they could build another 20 million dollar mansion in Forest Hill, and that’s hard to feel sorry for exactly. There aren’t many ethnic drug companies (save for the MS drug companies who actually invest all their profits into MS research, at least where I live, and are super generous) and I doubt he was running one of them. Their mansion was eventually just torn down, the wealthy Chinese prospective buyers declared it immediately to be bad luck when they entered with the real estate agent who found them. All pretty interesting.
I tried to look up what the orca one was and all I found was fake AI videos about non-existent rich people killed by orcas and sharks. No news articles, nothing real.
Isn’t the top left still alive?
Dead to his wife…
Killing a career or two counts I guess.
Will this kill the career? Or even the marriage? I imagine this sort of thing is common in those social circles. Everyone doesn’t value monogamy and/or love.
His wife removed his surname on FB so I don’t think its gonna work out at a guess
It’s not serious unless she takes him out of her top 10 on MySpace.
When her pages music is something either very angry or incredibly sad.
Coldplay
Is default Tom included in that ten though?
He was already at #10 anyways
The only good thing about Facebook is that it can sometimes reveal embarrassing shit about your bosses. I had a boss (the CTO) who went through an ugly divorce with his wife who was the daughter of the company’s owner (the only reason this moron had the CTO job in the first place). A bunch of people at work were FB friends with her, and they told everybody else that when she posted something about him, she always referred to him as “Three Inches, Two Minutes”.
what’s the story about the left top couple ?
A CEO and his HR person got busted having an affair at a Coldplay concert as they got caught on the kiss cam.
The best part is that they could have stayed calm, played it off and probably gotten away with it—instead they had to go and Streisand Effect themselves for the whole world to see, by bringing as much attention to themselves as possible.
Who’s the upper left?
CEO of Astronomer or some company like that. Apparently the lady is his head of HR. They got busted cheating at a Coldplay concert. The video is pretty funny because they could not have made it more obvious that they were doing something bad.
December is in the summer now?
In Australia
It is for half the world.
I was gonna say this, but the top left guy just happened- these two were 6 months apart, and in the same hemisphere lol
Americans in America are in America
I mean, everybody dies…
