Nice try, OP’s parent

Paywall

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Did not reach widespread knowledge until 2001

Not the '90s

Leave. Go lie down in a ditch and die.

You think he eats libcuck chickens? Beef only

My employer tried to start an RTO program, likely as pressure from the owners.

My savvy manager had already deduced that existing checks were compiled on a monthly database query, so that’s what I was doing; I also managed to skirt other checks by not claiming a permanent desk at my local office, which, as I predicted, kept me off of a separate query’s shit list. I also compiled a point-for-point rebuttal to their bulleted reasons for implementing RTO as it would affect me and my work, and held on to that just in case.

They gave up the push not long after, and just ensure that butts are in seats when the owners visit so we all “look busy.”

Maybe he feels he does

“Sorry, didn’t realize you were white”

He doesn’t think.

Even The Onion wouldn’t dare publish a story like this

Stop publishing plausible shit. Stop giving them ideas.

Oh, it was the one I left to treat myself! Yay

All of the original Dark Souls was like that, up to the first boss, which I believe I never defeated before asking myself the specific question for the very first time.

Thrown in with nothing, no clue how anything works or what I’m supposed to do, dying constantly from bullshit. I’m up for a challenge, not another full-time job requiring notes, research, and worst of all grinding. I don’t even have that much bullshit in my real job, why would I spend my free time having less fun?

This is starting to feel a bit too nuanced.

Any game that makes me think “why am I playing this when I already have a job” is a Soulslike

The people who need to hear this can’t follow the math.

I doubt he has that sort of dexterity.

Hey, that means you’re better now than you were then! Cause for celebration. Treat yourself! Leave a silly little comment, or even just leave a happy little bug in your next commit as a gift to your future self.