And also the actors were made out of wood

Why? They can’t bilk their employees that way, and would cost money to implement.

Rest in peace

Based on how burnt that sausage looks, I believe you when you say it had been smoking.

These people literally cannot understand satire. Humor requires the ability to experience congitive dissonance.

Speak for yourself

Oh, no, that’s the dirtiest place of all.

They’re already shooting people.

https://wgme.com/news/local/ice-agent-who-shot-woman-in-chicago-drove-border-patrol-vehicle-back-to-maine-president-donald-trump

The client didn’t peel off the protective plastic.

Nothing works until it’s been tested.

You misspelled “abduction”

giant metal pot

2 liters

The actor is a total kook

Nobody nothing?

OK, now cut the remote operator open

Way too coherent.

Where’s all this time coming from when people need to work more jobs?

There are also literal stores. I regularly visit a nearby US Foods “Chef’store”

I’ve never gotten sick from then, but doubling the prices while halving the serving sizes made it pointless to go there any more

They may have cut costs, but they also raised prices