I’m not broke, I’m just a temporally displaced millionaire

Drowning hazard: 1 inch of water, submerged

Choking hazard: 1 inch of dictator chode, fellated

Try left column 4th down with right column 3rd down

Bottom left is all like “I chomp? I chomp!” and I can’t stop cracking up

🎵 Whoa here she comes
Look out bread she’ll chew you up
Whoa here she comes
She’s a bread eater 🎵

Nay

I can’t see the name Aaron written out and not think “ay ay ron”

That’ll go great with a horseburger, and a horse coke to wash it all down.

Can’t be washed if I was never… whatever the opposite of washed is (don’t say unwashed, that’s just wrong)

Damn, I was gonna mention that since I learned it from Vampire the Masquerade years ago, never even occurred to me it would only be about a century old

Is hardcore mode where if the computer crashes it automatically deletes any files you had and resets the OS to a clean slate?

Pacific garbage patch: you rang?

A whole pinecone? Is he insane? A cop will magdump at a falling acorn, can you imagine what they’d do in response to an entire pinecone?

Probably the best thing the person who collapsed could hope for in that moment

Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down!

I keep forgetting Hades 2 had its 1.0 release, I really need to make some time for it

I’ve always hoped this would come back, I vaguely remember enjoying the first season, when it came out 20 9 years ago