Oh she’ll get drilled for a bit, that’s for sure

Maybe, but in my experience, book smart tends to = street stupid.

Before that, you had to get your Encyclopedia on a CD. Encarta '98 was the shit. Some of the articles had pictures and even video clips! At 320x240 resolution and 15 FPS, but my laptop was playing real video, like a TV! It was mind-blowing shit. I watched the video clip of a earthquake in Kobe, Japan over and over again. If I remember correctly, there was actually a second video of people white-water rafting. Two whole videos, that I could play on my computer. Those were the days…

Thank you for posting this. So sick and tired of people saying that GB switched to Metric.

The only people I know who like that stuff are Europeans, and the kind of DJs who use Traktor. Never heard of anyone outside of the internet who actually enjoyed dubstep until it was Americanized.

You may not like it, but the AI isn’t wrong here. My girlfriend has been putting on some pounds and her boobs and butt have never been bigger. It is making me stare at her more than usual; the AI made a 100% accurate statement.

Weed vape, but yeah.

Yeah that’s what I meant. Same difference as far as I’m concerned.

Thanks again.

Those are just the people who have access to Adderall.

I don’t, but I found a combination of Phenethylamine, Octodrine, and Kratom to be a half decent substitute. Relieves the depression + anxiety, and motivates me to get shit done. There’s also Benzedrine, but that stuff is literally the stimulant the Nazis took, so use sparingly.

All of these ingredients can easily be found in retail stores. You just have to know where to look.

So all I need to to is add an exclamation mark to turn a link into a hotlink? It’s really that simple?

Thank you.

Are these girls even old enough to be employed at Hooters?

You know you’re getting old, when grown adults are starting to look like children to you.

Wow, a whole 68.3GB of lossless bitstream audio, directly at your fingertips! Twenty years ago I would have loved to own one of these. $50 says the motor would break in a year, though.

What did they say?

Yeah it’s more like caveman English. Lunch, for example, translates to “eat noon” in ASL.

It’s been at least a decade, probably more.

That sub was so disappointing. I stumped upon it by mistake one day, thinking that I’d find cheapo trap house music there. It sounded like a fun genre to listen to, like back in the early 2010s when brostep was huge. Miss those days…

The NYPD already clarified that the shell casing said “delay”, not “defend”. Please stop spreading misinformation.

To be fair, there is currently no AI that is reliable for fact checking.

I like it because it generates faster, more detailed responses. Currently I’m using it extensively for resumes and cover letters, and for making my correspondence with potential employers sound more intelligent by having it rewrite my messages for me. It’s really good at that.

It also helped me reposition my 5G mmWave antenna perfectly, literally doubling my home internet speeds. It also seems to be better at writing code, or at least better at understanding what I’m trying to get out of the code.

I would but I have never been able to successfully upload an image to Lemmy, no matter how much I compress and shrink it. And I’m supposed to be the computer genius in my family…

Somebody please explain the magic dimensions, file format & size I need to make image uploading work.

Why the fuck is/was NASA using the US customary system? Science is always done in metric, even in the US.