HE’S AN ALPHA MALE. EVERYONE SEE THAT? ALPHA MALE.
If you have to point it out …
Is alpha a furry thing? I guess yes?
Yep it means he likes having sex with other alpha males so as to preserve his testosterone. (If your question was serious then no it’s not a furry thing, it’s just fun to make fun of men like this) (also maybe it has a secondary connotation in the furry community that I am unaware of, for I am not a furry or all that familiar with them)
Nah, wasn’t serious. Can’t claim originality either, someone suggested that as a question whenever someone claimed to be an alpha. I just thought it was funny.
isn’t it a therian thing?
Its mainly an omegaverse thing, but there’s a lot of overlap as I understand it
I’ll wait for beta or final release
I went to Hooters the other day, and it was full of dudebros with goatees and MAGA hats holding bibles and loudly going on about how Christian and un-woke they were. Some of them were even holding their bibles the right way up.
Sucks to be one of the waitresses that night, though, as your tips are going to be those fake dollar bills with a bible verse printed on them.
how tf do y’all keep up with this lore
Right? This tweet feels like it should be straightforward to parse, but the only thing I’ve got is the whole “M&Ms are woke because they made the green one less sexy” kerfuffle from.a few years back.
Hooters being on the same team as the Bible has me scratching my head!
Nice memory on the stupid M&M thing! I can’t parse this whatsoever lol
I’d MUCH Rather tax my Children to HOOTERS instead of a DRAG SHOW because HOOTERS is NOT SEXUAL AT ALL and Drag Shows are LITERALLY JUST RAPING CHILDREN! Which I’m COOL WITH NOW that Trump said Epstein is a Good Guy but NOT Drag Rapists!
Nice use of random word capitalization in the midst of your exquisitely insane rant. Have you ever considered being president of anything? Get a spray tan and the sky’s the limit friend!
Ah, professional quality bait
Wait, you mean this guy is real? I genuinely always thought it was a parody account…
See, that’s what I thought too. But apparently he’s a real guy, and Trump nominated him for ambassador to Malaysia. https://www.politico.com/news/2025/07/10/trump-ambassador-nick-adams-alpha-male-00447423?internal=true
Be hilarious if he really was running a satire account and now finds himself an ambassador to some place he can’t even pronounce.
They need to make an emoji where the face is cracking itself in the head with a baseball bat
I would use that to reply to your comment. Facepalm isn’t going to work anymore
Lol I always thought the same thing! This may be the hardest I’ve ever ate the onion in my life.
Reverse onion
Regurgitated the onion, I guess.
Anyone who says they are a alpha male are really some loser cuck.
My problems with hooters are predominantly with the working conditions. A cooperatively owned breastraunt may not necessarily be my thing, but as a leftist and as a feminist sure whatever
the people demand worker’s cooperative femboy hooters
Ah, yes, my Fortnite controller which I use to Fortnite with other Fortniters with my Fortnite console. Is this like a new version of when Boomers used to call anything even tangentally related to video games “a Nintendo”?
This is the boneless wings/gender pronouns to communism pipeline guy.
this is how i learn he’s NOT satire?
I’m as disappointed as you are.
As am I
there was a whole article interviewing him and trying to answer for sure and it felt inconclusive and my take is that it started as a bit but worked too well within his Manosphere grift circles and dude is a sociopath so he just went with it
worst square dance instructions ever
Every Christian knows that Jesus’ miracle with the loaves and fishes was just a mistranslation, and it really read Wings and Fries in the original Aramaic. So Jesus would approve of going to Hooters.
Carry on.
I mean there’s literally a story about Jesus dining with prostitutes. Dude was down to party.
Yes, and if you’re a star they let you part the red sea.
Call me crazy but, being lustfull (assuming the reason to go there is for increasing some fictional heterosexual stats) isnt like a fucking capital sin?
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do peeps jus hav bibles lyin around at home?
is thad a thing?..
Grab the good book son were going to wipe our ass’ with it
I have one, but am too scared to touch it fearing it will turn to dust due to how old it is
Do people just have Hooters? Didn’t most of them go out of business?
It is absolutely a thing. My pagan household has one somewhere in the book shelf because we used to be catholics. A friend was never Christian and still has one
I live in a not very religious part of one of the least religious countries in the world, and even we got gifted a bible at some point, IIRC it was in school. Easy to have a bible if you don’t throw it away.
Some scummy religious groups give them out just off School grounds.
We burned them it was fun
Yup can confirm, not all that religious but my Grandmother gave me a Bible when I was a kid. But I think it’s still at my parent’s house. I even read some parts of it, the story about Job is pretty nuts.
In 2005, as Deputy Mayor, Adams put forward a motion to ban pigeons from the Municipality of Ashfield due to fears of the bird flu, but failed to explain how this plan would be implemented.[9][12]
But I don’t want to go to hooters and I don’t need to poop
