Maybe he had a big dong. Supposedly that makes ski jumpers go farther. Not kidding.

They were together for six months, and then she went into high school.

Sucks to be you!

They can go to Thailand for really cheap, and it’s beautiful.

As long as they are supporting and voting for pedophiles, they’re pedophiles, too.

Dudley DoRight cartoons were popular in the mid-60s, and featured Dudley as the Royal Canadian Mounty, the beautiful sweet Nell, and villain Snidely Whiplash. Snidely was always kidnapping Nell and tying her the train tracks for some reason. It was pretty much the same plot in every episode.

They may have been from the same studio as Rocky And Bullwinkle.

The fact that he’s an unapologetic MAGA PedoTraitor indicates poor impulse control and decision making skills. He’s guilty.

They’ll make sure it hurts us, long before it ever touches them.

In Kissimmee, FL, the Democratic Sheriff, and the ONLY Hispanic Sheriff in Florida, was arrested for being part of a gambling ring that operated two machine-based “casinos” in the Orlando area. They showed them on TV, with giant windows allowing a clear view of banks of colorful lighted machines, in full view of the main road through town. They also openly posted videos on Instagram. They even had all the proper corporate documentation properly filed with the state and local governments, as well as their lawyers’ documentation. They didn’t try to hide it at all. It seems pretty obvious that they THOUGHT their business was legal.

And yet, I watched the local news channel that “broke” the story, and was selling it hard so they’d get viewership credibility, clutching their pearls in gasping tones, about the horror of this “massive $20 million dollar a year gambling operation!”

And then they cut to a commercial…

An ad for the Hard Rock’s MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR gambling operation, 45 minutes up the road.

But at least DeSantis got rid of the Hispanic Sheriff in the last Democratic stronghold in Florida, and replaced him with his hand-picked guy with years of immigration enforcement experience.

MAGAs be like, it isn’t fair to make good white athletes compete with black guys who have naturally better abilities due to their jungle genetics. This is why it is only fair for sports to be segregated.

I sure do miss working in the corporate world. NOT!

Here, use a few of these: …,

“Hey! Are you bootlegging that AIR? You gotta pay for that!”

MAGA only has a one vote lead in the House, and seats are flipping so fast, MAGA may lose their majority BEFORE the Midterms, which would really blow their election interference strategies. And be fucking hilarious.

The DNC should be recruiting Republican Reps to immediately retire, offering them big cash bonuses if they leave now. That’s what MAGA would do.

Maybe talk to some big Democratic donors, and see if they’ll hire some MAGA Congressman for a high paid cushy job where he can’t do much damage. Then fire him when MAGA falls.

They should have turned them away at the Italian border. Go home, assholes.

Eventually, the word will get around, and they won’t be able to get foreign soldiers either.

The day will come when he will demand more lives, and his own country will say No.

They can use the money they save on face coverings to pay for the body cameras.

He’s sooo much more important than you.

With each other.

Every sex shop has a clearance bin. I hear.