That’s how you know it’s satire

Epstein Express coverage is impressive

Or dragged into the street and beaten.

Yes there is. 👨‍🚒👩‍🚒

Won’t someone think of the banks!!!

Common drug that isn’t Adderall but does come in those dosages.

Some forms of methylphenidate come in 32, 56 and a few others specifically Concerta and the generics.

Champing was the original but chomping has become acceptable and basically the norm depending on where you live.

Texas politicians are so shit they need to infect other states.

Get your shit together Texas.

NAPSTER BAD. MONEY GOOD.

I support them on this however.

If you are always doing things that need distractions and are distractions it’s just one big lul amirite?

Operators is in the title and then never again in the article.

That’s not deporting.

Remember when conservatives disagreed with a Democratic president but still treated him respectfully?

Neither do I.

I haven’t trusted the government to keep me safe in my entire life. Consumer protection was almost noon existent. Healthcare is a joke. Deregulation is rampant.

HE’S AN ALPHA MALE. EVERYONE SEE THAT? ALPHA MALE.

If you have to point it out …

VCDQ days making me feel all nostalgic.

That’s drug induced and you cannot convince me it isn’t.

So wait… It’s not Tiny Dick Syndrome?

It’s the best way to get people to hate something.