Britain didn’t vote to leave the EU for the Black And White Minstrel Show to stay cancelled

Actually, those are the Rastafarian ants in the picture

So these people form belly-drumming circles in their fursuits while debating favourite Linux distributions and making dad jokes about Star Trek?

They’re probably not thinking about it as such, but rather it’s an atavistic dominance display, like a gorilla beating its chest, coming directly from the hindbrain.

In the UK, the fronts of most/all trains are painted yellow for this reason. Given that cars are more abundant and less predictable than trains, perhaps making them (or just the bumpers/trim) yellow/orange would have safety benefits.

There won’t be enough cookers in parliament to give them a deal. Which leaves them proposing a government of national unity with the Coalition. I’m sure Dutton’s demands for such would be entirely acceptable to them, given the reasonable fellow he is.

Unless DJI’s controllers have a secure enclave reserved for the CCP’s national-security organs, which cannot be disabled or subverted.

Aren’t the Greens running in a lot of seats? If there’s a hung parliament, Labor will have a hard time avoiding dealing with them.

The circle should have garf ears

If you’re a Palestinian, not being on your best behaviour is punishable by death

Didn’t he have a Harvard scholarship and clerkship under a Supreme Court justice lined up?

Being Australian, it of course wants to kill you

The alternative-pop singer Momus contracted that from tapwater in Greece in the 90s, and has worn an eyepatch since.

Accidentally based

Isn’t Australia still a country where bikes are sold as sporting goods alongside cricket bats and gym mats, rather than as practical devices one would use in everyday life?

* accordion music intensifies *

A 2020s Everett True would be mostly him throwing a succession of mobile phones and computers through walls, in a perfectly understandable response to website/app dark patterns and the like.

Well, if Australia’s sporting heroes say that these paintings shouldn’t be on display, who are we to argue?

Wasn’t that the one made on a low budget by Cannon Films?

So, a new computer that works like an old computer?