I can’t believe the leopard would eat MY face.

Lindsay Graham

I love glue on pizza. It’s up there with molten plastic on pizza. The plastic gives the pizza a nice tangy flavor and really lets the cheese stretch.

I can’t believe the leopard is eating MY face.

• Ben Shapiro

The hypocrisy is a feature

Votes come into 2 groups:

1. Partisans, who follow politics to a degree, informed, and already know who they are going to vote.

2. The Masses, they don’t follow politics. They may watch the debate and probably going to decide who to vote on either one issue or on “vibes”.

Elon “Why don’t women love me, I’m a Nice Guy!”

Pretty much, unless he was planning to donate one of his existing illegitimate children to her.

I imagine that would be hard as many of them either actively loathe Elon or he’s totally forgotten about them.

We better make sure he is fully cooked through. Who knows what pathogens we can get from eating him.

Elon “I know how to distract everyone from making fun of Donny and JD. I will say creepy things to a female. Remind all women about the creepy men in their lives.”

Fucking gold star idea, Elon.

Treehouse of Horror VI, the short is a parody of Nightmare on Elm Street. Willie is in Bart’s dream and is going to try to kill Bart.

I support to billionaires fighting to the death. Winner takes all. Everything and anything is allowed in the fight. The only rule is that the both billionaires have to be in the ring.

Or intelligence.

Nothing is more lame than buying the party so you can be cool.

In the mind of a fascist, the enemy is both extremely strong and extremely weak.

“When they go low, we go give them a high knee”

Man, I can’t believe Canada harbors Hamas. I guess Israel is going to invade Canada now.

It drives billionaires insane know that they are losing at the imaginary numbers game.

The schools get newly indoctrinated woke soldiers. /s

Find the kitty, pet the kitty.

Kissinger was a liche. We got a lucky and destroyed the phylactery.