And yet you don’t know the difference between minutes and days
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Best advice you’ll ever get is that cramming doesn’t work. If you’re ever in this position just fail that exam like a cool person instead of failing like a stressed out dork.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.socialtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Fake News. Get your Fake News here.English8·15 hours agoCue a false flag attack.
Believe it or not, also straight to “jail”
Yes, it’s my last dying ember of faith in humanity, how did you know?
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.socialto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•What are ways to independently make a few bucks on the side?6·17 hours agoIf you like scarred veins, bone density problems, and assuming the financial risk of any infections this is a great idea.
They never really seem to mention that in the materials for some reason. There’s a reason Grifols is based in Spain but has to get most of their blood from Americans instead of Europe and it’s not because American health regulations care about poor people.
On the other hand, if it’s that or being homeless some decisions are easy.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.socialto Europe@feddit.org•NATO demands more than 5% of GDP for defense instead of dialogueEnglish2·17 hours agoInstance bans look like that. You’ll get ban reports from a whole list for some reason that I’m sure made sense at the time but seems a bit confusing to users.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.socialto Europe@feddit.org•NATO demands more than 5% of GDP for defense instead of dialogueEnglish51·17 hours agoI’m sure it’s entirely a coincidence that the Marxists that created Lemmy decided their personally run instance would end with .ml
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.socialto Lefty Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Guess who fell for it again?English2·17 hours agoUnfortunately I suspect any revenge will be on the slow, tragic, and cruel end of the spectrum.
Reaching radicalization levels I never thought possible
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.socialto Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•Republican representative’s ectopic pregnancy clashes with Florida abortion lawEnglish20·17 hours agoWas there ever a doubt?
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.socialto memes@lemmy.world•It's an old format, but it checks out2·17 hours agoI’m real you aren’t
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.socialto politics @lemmy.world•‘There Is No Intel’: Trump’s Attacks on Iran Were Based on Vibes | Following Trump’s attacks on Iran, an admin official tells Rolling Stone, “The intelligence assessments have not really changed”16·18 hours agoWhy is it that Rolling Stone is doing better journalism in 2025 than all the actual news organization?
You’d think he’s in it for the oral fixation but he’s actually jerking off to her increased risk of emphysema.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.socialto Technology@lemmy.world•[DHS]Threat to the United States. "Both hacktivists and Iranian government-affiliated actors routinely target poorly secured US networks and Internet-connected devices for disruptive cyber attacks."English7·18 hours agoYeah all those big scary Iranian hackers and terrorists making the every day American live in fear
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.socialto Lord of the memes@midwest.social•I tire of mothsEnglish5·19 hours agoYou like orc Harvey Weinstein?
Sus
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.socialto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Pakistan nominates Trump for Nobel Peace Prize, praising ‘stellar statemanship’English2·22 hours agoGive a second Nobel to Obama.
I got to the bathtub scene, said “wow that’s amazing television” and stopped watching. I get it, he sucks and he’s going to get worse.
Sure you are. Haven’t assassinated any fascists, have you? Lazy bastard.
If those pesky doctors had just let Jeebus do everything from the start this would have been so much easier!
That all said, he doesn’t seem to give credit where it isn’t due in the very short article. This is very much an editor headline baiting.