If those pesky doctors had just let Jeebus do everything from the start this would have been so much easier!

That all said, he doesn’t seem to give credit where it isn’t due in the very short article. This is very much an editor headline baiting.

And yet you don’t know the difference between minutes and days

Best advice you’ll ever get is that cramming doesn’t work. If you’re ever in this position just fail that exam like a cool person instead of failing like a stressed out dork.

Cue a false flag attack.

Believe it or not, also straight to “jail”

Yes, it’s my last dying ember of faith in humanity, how did you know?

If you like scarred veins, bone density problems, and assuming the financial risk of any infections this is a great idea.

They never really seem to mention that in the materials for some reason. There’s a reason Grifols is based in Spain but has to get most of their blood from Americans instead of Europe and it’s not because American health regulations care about poor people.

On the other hand, if it’s that or being homeless some decisions are easy.

Instance bans look like that. You’ll get ban reports from a whole list for some reason that I’m sure made sense at the time but seems a bit confusing to users.

I’m sure it’s entirely a coincidence that the Marxists that created Lemmy decided their personally run instance would end with .ml

Unfortunately I suspect any revenge will be on the slow, tragic, and cruel end of the spectrum.

Reaching radicalization levels I never thought possible

Was there ever a doubt?

I’m real you aren’t

Why is it that Rolling Stone is doing better journalism in 2025 than all the actual news organization?

You’d think he’s in it for the oral fixation but he’s actually jerking off to her increased risk of emphysema.

Yeah all those big scary Iranian hackers and terrorists making the every day American live in fear

You like orc Harvey Weinstein?

Sus

Give a second Nobel to Obama.

I got to the bathtub scene, said “wow that’s amazing television” and stopped watching. I get it, he sucks and he’s going to get worse.

Sure you are. Haven’t assassinated any fascists, have you? Lazy bastard.