Edit~ While you are taking a shower.
It’s better to piss in the shower than to shower in the piss.
It’s better to shit in the sink than to sink in the shit.
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I don’t shower 4-6 times a day.
Nobody said anything about taking a shower.
I drink a whiskey drink, I drink a vodka drink
And when I have to pee I use the kitchen sink
Then you have to run the shower or your drains will smell like a urinal.
That’s why I ordered a bulk shipment of urinal cakes
Protip, they don’t taste like real cake
urinal cakes
misnomer. They taste awful.
That’s exactly why shower/sink pissers do it. They love the smell.
Or even about turning the water on.
When I was a kid, I perused a book called “Are You Normal?”
I’m not sure whether that’s it. My copy was blue.
Anyway, reading it, I was surprised to learn that 4-6 times a day is apparently not a normal amount of times to pee.
Normal is higher right? Please tell me it’s higher…
Yes. 6-8 times for an adult is normal.
I’d be curious about that. I’m definitely a 2-4 person, but I generally fill up the toilet when I go. Well, sort of, because of that whole siphoning level thing.
Your pelvic floor strength plays a role in the frequency.
Well damn, apparently not according to this book
I’m a 3-4 times a day.
Sorry, friend.
Shower’s still there though
That’s how you get a bathroom that smells like ammonia.
I mean if you don’t flush your toilet though that will happen too. Just climb in and aim for the drain, what’s the worst that can happen
Why not
you piss 4 times a day? i can get away with only .5 times a day
Have you tried… Water?
𝙒𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧™ it’s what we drink™
Reminds me of:
yeah I drink at least 1 liter per day, my bladder is just that big, I once peed non stop for 5 minutes
Not enough. Depends on weight but at the very least two. I drink four.
Also depends on activity level.
Sure, but under two seems inadequate in any case.
For sure. I probably drink 6-8L a day, but I’m on stimulants and have hyperhydrosis
Fascinating
My mother in law used the old English saying to explain an uptight / unfun person “they don’t even pee in the shower” in conversation. My mother was incredulous “WHAT? People pee in the shower?!” the other dozen people in the room were like “um, yeah, that’s normal” and she instantly thought we were all gross, and then switched to being extremely called out. That was a fun Christmas
Pooping in the shower is 1000x worse though.
Ctrl-F “waffle stomp”
Ah, there it is…
I knew this would be here but to this day I’ve just never understood the appeal.
Wouldn’t the stench just be overpowering? and linger?
Only if you’re at a 1-5 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
This was supposed to be an escape from work and you ruined that for me
My bad. Too many medical shows lately.
Why has the Bristol stool scale entered the medical show lexicon 😭
Yes, but when I had a 7 recently it was hard to aim. The whole shower looked like a Jackson Pollock.
Modern Fart is so pretentious.
It’s modern shart, you philistine
Wait… is the 6/7 the rabbit turds look, or the spray of brown tinted water? I never remember which type is high and which type low.
Higher is looser.
you can shit in your hand and throw it in the toilet from the shower 👍
That’s a 2.5m throw for me, without my glasses. That’s some Olympic level feat.
My issue is my poop is often not in a throwable state
You don’t have a shower scoop?
We’re a waffle-stomping household 'round these parts.
Just waffle stomp it, like nature intended.
They come in a pack with a poop knife.
Sink pissers RISE UP!
Rise up
Do whatever the hell you want at home, but
- I’m not visiting your house.
- I’m not eating anything you cook.
- I’m cutting off anyone from my personal life who does this beyond their own walls.
That’s why you don’t tell people IRL about it.
IT SAVES WATER /s
Of course it is, if you enjoy the scent of hot steamy piss.
I stay very hydrated so it doesn’t smell
Pissing in the shower makes it smell like a urinal.
Top tip: turn the water on.
drink more water and it won’t. your pee should not have a strong smell unless you are dehydrated.
Asparagus would like to speak with you.
I eat asparagus like once a month. Do people eat it everyday or something?
Some foods/drugs can make it stink no matter what. For example i can always tell when I’ve had caffeine as it has a distinct smell in my urine.
Toilet is easier to flush. Unless I’m actually showering at the time, I’d much rather use the toilet than the shower.
Yeah I guess to clarify I mean when you are showering.
Yeah. Keeping the shower on when you piss on the toilet seems wastefull.
The piss vapor hitting me in the face is really not magnificent.
Please come back. :-( My life has come to a halt.
I’m always there, lurking in the shower.
I was really surprised about the response. I posted it right before going to bed and was too tired in the morning to respond. As you didn’t know what I was referring to let me clarify: You know how there’s water vapor all around you when you shower? You can see it on your mirror if ventilation in your bathroom is insufficient. If you now take a piss in the shower, and especially if there’s warm water in you tub that didn’t drain yet, some of the piss will also be vaporized. It’s probably more accurate to say it mixes with the vapor. I can smell that and it’s not amazing.
The response tells me not everyone experiences this. That’s probably a combination of me not drinking enough while also enjoying very hot showers with the water not draining fast enough.
I respect your curiosity and hope your life can now continue. Enjoy your next shower.
It’s not just that the phenomenon isn’t familiar to my experience, it doesn’t even theoretically correspond to physics as I understand it. Probably you know the things I’m about to say and are speaking informally, but for clarity and to establish common vocabulary I’m going to nail some stuff down according to science.
You can’t see water in its vapour form. You can see when vapour condenses back into tiny liquid droplets in midair (fog, mist, or colloquially “steam” but not really steam) or on cold surfaces (like when it fogs or “steams up” a mirror).
Water vapour can’t carry substances with it when it goes through the phase transition from liquid to vapour. Anything that is dissolved in the liquid water remains behind as residue. When water vapour condenses back into liquid, it is pure water. This is how distillation works. Piss is just water with stuff dissolved in it. If you evaporate piss and then condense the vapour in a separate container, you get pure water.
(Things get complicated when there is something dissolved in the water that has a similar (vapour pressure)[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vapor_pressure], like alcohol or solvents, but those shouldn’t be present in your urine.)
I think maybe you just have pee that has an unusual or unusually strong odour, and the hot, continuously agitated water makes the smell more obvious than when you use a toilet or urinal. But the scent doesn’t mean you are being bathed in piss vapour, it’s just a normal smell.
Are you pissing into a fan?
No but into the draining warm water in the tub creating a piss vapor. You’re telling me you don’t know what I’m talking about?
Missing neon yellow for “took a multivitamin”
I don’t see “vapor” on that chart.
Oh man, I’ve pissed in the shower most days for years and have never once taken piss vapor to the face. What am I doing wrong?
Not enough helicopter.
I sometimes piss in a jug in the back of the work van. When its cold out it gets pretty steamy and stinky.
I think you might have bad kidneys
Nah, I’ve got bad kidneys, and I manage not to piss in my own face 🤷🏼♂️
Maybe they just like asparagus.
I have no idea what you are talking about. And brother, I have been pissing my entire life.
Edit: I really need you to come back here and explain “piss vapor”.
How can you tell that this is even happening? There isn’t a visible yellow mist. There isn’t a smell.
I’m imagining this sizzling noise when the piss and water mix, and a pale yellow fog collecting around his ankles like he threw some dry ice in the water
lmfao I’m over here on the shitter just trying to pass the time and I’m now almost crying
Drink more water bruh.
3/4 to 1 and 1/2 canteens per hour per day is the recommendation for soldiers working in inclement weather, and even piss that clear wouldn’t get me pissing in the shower.
And what’s that in non freedom units?
That equals about one metric fuck tonne.
If you’ve ever pissed on a campfire after eating asparagus, no piss related vapors will ever faze you again.
Ask me how I know.
Roasting fresh asparagus over a wood fire? Nice.
Add butter, garlic, rosemary, and coarse ground salt.
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As much as I hate splashback, I just cannot agree with this. Even if it’s while I’m already showering… ain’t no way. Why can’t so called “modern” housing just invent a decent bathroom for humans with dicks? How is it that I can piss without concern at a fucking Dave & Busters but in the privacy of my own home, I always have to try not to piss on the floor by accident? Seriously, this shit can’t be that hard to figure out.
nobody puts their bare feet in the toilet. eww.
Some places collect grey water and use it for flushing toilets. Adding urine to the grey water makes it smelly.
What is “grey water”?
Greywater (or grey water, sullage, also spelled gray water in the United States) refers to domestic wastewater generated in households or office buildings from streams without fecal contamination, i.e., all streams except for the wastewater from toilets. Sources of greywater include sinks, showers, baths, washing machines or dishwashers.
Any water that drains from sinks, showers, or tubs is grey water. Offices, schools, and government buildings here(Canada) do it to save water.
Good
Truly a showerthought. Not a good one but it involves showering.
No edit. Bad smell? Drink more water. /jk
