I am firmly of the mind it’s because the extra fiber added in the meat while also generally having beans and either they get too much and do have the shits, or are constipated so often, a normal soft poo feels like diarrhea to them.

Does it count as throwing if I am peeing directly in the nazi’s face? 🤔

Redstone becomes real!

Film it for later review…? 🤷‍♂️

week after playing

“Hey you slimey fuck, you cheated!”

It doesn’t take much time to go “1, 2, 3, shoot” and flash a hand sign 3 times in a row. 🤷‍♂️

I like Calvin’s dad’s response to black and white film: Those old movies are in color, but the world itself was black and white back then. 😌

Just… Stop touching things covered in germs. 🤷‍♂️

“Miccorioat Corperatiog”

Did they check to see if the disks actually had Windows 95 on them?

What if they actually were hiding drugs?

Aaaaaand shady link:

https://www.nordvpn.com/BigMoney

Yes, it absolutely does. They don’t get to leave the series on a cliffhanger for nearly 20 years and not get called out. What happened to my little gnome dude after we launch that spaceship?!

I do share the same sentiment as women upon being told I should smile more. Maybe if the world wasn’t so fucked up I would. 🤷‍♂️

When you catcall Ness but your name is Pokey.

Like… The NES one or was there a second one for Xbox in 3D? 🤨

I honestly don’t care. I’m pansexual. Some 50yo dudes are hot af. 🤷‍♂️

What if the dude being hanged can balance on a single foot? Do you get 1 more shot?

I might have chosen a different game related name if that swirl on their side was the first thing I saw.

“Here’s little Dreamcast.”

Maybe the new Ecco game will be optimized well enough to not need or include DLSS and frame generation. 🤷‍♂️

If they use that stuff and it’s still a 2D platformer, holy fucking shit. 🤣

Does it not count as in use if I fall asleep watching youtube?

I have only ever modded Dark Souls 3 and that mod was just the Blue Sentinel anti-cheat mod. Which worked way better than EAC does for Elden Ring. I can’t recall ever encountering a cheater once I installed BS, where as I am seriously considering installing Seamless Co-op just because tons of users report not only better netplay, but also a higher FPS just by virtue of disabling EAC.

I dont even know what EAC could be stopping with ER. It’s an off-the-shelf commercial anti-cheat that is mostly gojna stop standard cheats in FPS games; none of which would be super useful in Elden Ring except maybe wallhacks. I’m not confident Fromsoft even configured the thing correctly vs just slapping it in the game as-is. The number of times I encounter players I literally can not deal damage to even while they stand in place taunting with gestures is way too fucking high.

That said: If there is a mod that adds chain weapons like the dragon dudes in DS3 have or give the chain attack on the Duelist’s axes the way the NPC enemy has, I’d totally install that. The only soulslike I have seen with such awesome weapons the player can use is Nioh, and that is the best thing I thought about Nioh (it also has a kick ass action set/spell system but the Ki system is brutal and awkward).