at one point

Too bad that point wasn’t during her campaign.

Pelosi looks like she’s one stiff gust of wind from keeling over. Fingers crossed.

For federal crimes. Governors can pardon people for state charges. Elections are run by the individual state governments, so interference is generally a state-level crime. This is why Trump hasn’t pardoned himself for his own interference convictions, because the violations were of state law in New York.

eNgAgEmEnT

The only time I’ve ever had to agree to anything like this in writing was when I worked for a publicly-traded company.

Him looking like an unfuckable chud when his entire reputation is based on talking shit about peak alpha male blah blah blah is less making fun of his appearance and more using his appearance as a fulcrum to make fun of his hypocrisy, imo

Thanks for reminding me that I need to go train my LLM on the new season of Yellowjackets

Ah yes I keep forgetting about all of those countries that the US Supreme Court has jurisdiction over

Pretty sure they’ve already done that by not regulating social media better

Narrator: They didn’t.

What the fuck rabbit hole did this person get down to think any of that was remotely meaningful? It’s like they distilled brainrot into a person-shaped vessel.

Joining the workforce

I’m midway through Oblivion Remastered and holy shit is inner 20s me ever happy about this raytracing thing

Weeks with the kiddo I eat like I’m trying to make the garbage disposal jealous

This would be the case had net neutrality not been killed off nearly a decade ago

Might as well have some entertainment while civilization is collapsing

Measured in kilotons

Also me: Fuck you future me! You deal with this!

This just in, DOGE is fucking stupid

wE gO hIgH

Fuck off with supplicant nonsense. This form of “resistance” is largely what got us here in the first place.