Deep sea Jeff. Much like regular Jeff but he’s waaaaay down there.

Tutant meenage neetle teetles!

Laika was clever enough to steal the rocket, and take off. The Soviets had to make up the space exploration stuff just to cover this up.

LIB-TA-TORS. Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.

Absolutely gorgeous. It goes to show how wonderful a space can be if you design it right.

She’s my…accountant.

Hickory smoked boner.

It’s pronounced gif.

APACHE DOOM MUSIC INTENSIFIES

Ah yes if there’s one thing I know about asbestos is that it’s totally safe and easy to remove!

The after picture looks so much more welcoming, clean, and active. Like the place is suddenly more alive.

I’d like to start a petition to replace all these bad boys with “deez.” For example: Deez Frau ist mit deez Hut…uhhhh…getanzt.

Goose: Hark! Lost is my mass, but look upon my fury and despair!

Al is Arabic for “the,” “um” was because the scientist forgot what he wanted to say, “in” means inside, and “um” also means the scientist forgot what to say and likely ran away.

A rare turbo pregnancy!

Oh! This one jar that is freakin stuck super bad.

You haven’t lost your virginity until both balls are in.

Lime Green Skittle Script:

(Bond opens the ring)
Bond: Damn. I’ve been…Skittled.
(Bond music opening)
HE HAS A RING.
A LITTLE GOLDEN RING.
FILLED WITH ONE.
AND ONLY ONE.
LIME GREEN SKITTLE.

Sorry Nike, but turn your logo upside down, kick off those sneakers and light up a NEWPORT.