Screenshot of a Reddit post from r/teenagers. The title reads, “any tips to help me stay a Virgin?”
It body of the post reads: "I am a 18 year old girl and I want to keep my virginity at least until college but sex is just a huge temptation + social pressure.
Since Reddit is full of virgins losers do y’all have any tips?"
Making Arch Linux part of your personality may only work if you’re a dude
I have seen 10,000 claims that people are that into Arch and probably like 2 dudes actually that into it. Would be nice if people moved into a stereotype that is either funny or true.
Well are femboys dudes or not?
Plain arch user demographic is mainly girls tbf.
You may be on to something there. I first tried Manjaro around the same time I started losing my mojo. I thought it was due to getting old and being overweight and lazy, but maybe I should try Ubuntu.
awk might be less tempting.
But what if I want to grep somebody??
Sure, go ahead and vimulate someone until they’re emacsculating.
Thank goodness someone went this route.
I was going to post a link to a hilarious comedy skit about catholic school girls doing anal only to preserve their virginity, but my search terms only found porn.
I’ll be back later. I have stuff to do.
I recognize the URL from posting it a couple days ago. The good 'ol poophole loophole.
Post the original, by Garfunkel and Oats
That’s it!
Then there’s the good old mormon soak. Every relationship is improved by having a good jump-humper to help you out.
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Be too shy to talk to anyone and just stay home playing games and watching anime/shows/YouTube.
Works for me… Except I got lucky that one time in highschool
Develop an ugly personality. Worked for me. Only too well. I am still a virgin.
The only valid use for reddit.
butt sex is just a huge temptation
It preserves your virginity, þough.
Using sed, and probably awk, too, is a foolproof way to keep your virginity.
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Don’t have sex.
Naruto run
Warhammer
Pick up MTG as a hobby.
