I knew about diamonds and I believe about milk.

But you can pry indoor plumbing and hot water heaters from my cold dead hands. Sometimes the marketing works because it’s a good idea lol

Bathrooms are a scam invented by Big Shit to sell more pooping

Selling is a scam invented by Big Sales so they can sell more sales

I appreciate them for making walking easier

I think you need to read the comic again.
It’s calling the USA (white) uncivilized, and everywhere else (mostly not white) civilized.

Only if your week is 5 days long, which causes causes problems with our current work culture.

Also leap day is truly a fuck.

Like I said, we need smaller subdivisions than 73 for practical purposes.

just having 5 season per year and nothing else simply isn’t practical. Imagine having to wait 70 days to the weekend 💀. We need to have a week analog, and no matter what it’s not going to fit cleanly in the seasons.

Actually, splitting the season into 10 day weeks with a 3 day weekend, and then ending each season with a 3 day holiday could work, not opposed to that lol

But I don’t like 73, it’s not power of 10 or 12 so it doesn’t fit a decimal it duodecimal metric calendar. The universe sucks for not confirming to the way we order to count.
I want to have like… A day, a decaday (week), hectoday (season), kiloday (year), megaday (millenium).
And in the other direction, a day, a deciday (hour), centiday (minute), milliday(second) etc.
So my plan is to change the orbit and rotation of earth to force reality to match our preferences

Ok, but now subdivide the 73 day month-analogs into week-analogs.

I can see calling the month analogs “seasons”, but 73 is a prime number so you’re boned. We need subdivisions smaller than that for practical purposes

I wouldn’t call having an unassigned remainder “perfectly”. And always, leap day fucking shit up lol

It’s a problem no matter how you divide the year

That’s why I propose changing the orbit of the earth, too

I’ma start a revolution where we use duodecimal metric for everything, including time.

I thought as much just from playing videogames and knowing how a claymore is supposed to work in the general sense.

But I would argue that this is poor and ambiguous labeling, but I guess it’s simple enough of a device that it becomes clear anyways. Presumably with opposite labels on the opposite side.

[This is the] front
[Point it] towards the enemy

Vs

[The] front
[Should be pointed] towards the enemy

I imagine someone panicking, not thinking clearly, thinking that an instructional label is on the side they should be looking at, and therefore putting it the wrong way around. Like if there was a sticker on a rifle that said “front towards enemy” you wouldn’t hold the rifle such that the sticker was facing the enemy.

It takes so little effort to fix ambiguous labeling, it makes me annoyed when it’s not fixed, especially in safety critical situations.

Is that text an instruction, or a description?

Like is that on the back, telling me to point the front towards the enemy?
Or is this informative, telling me that this IS the front, and that it should be pointed at the enemy instead of me?

I’d assume they’d put text they want the user to read on the side that should be facing the user, but I get the feeling that that’s not what they did.

Edge with the homies

You’re thinking of fragile.

Fungible is a brand of prepacked lunches, typically containing crackers, bologna, and cheese.

It didn’t have to a URL to an image. It could have been a serial number showing ownership of a thing, etc.

But block chain isn’t really necessary for a registry, and in the end the money was in scamming people by selling them urls to images.

I prefer my burgers as red black trees

My thighs touch each other in the wrong way, when I’m sleeping on my side. I need something smooth between them.

Always 18

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