“Hey, what watch is that?”

Me: “American Megatrends.”

“…”

Me: “it’s EnergyStar compliant.”

It’s a Japanese vending machine design, and it’s half embedded into the jutting corner of that wall.

The People’s Grok.

Me: “Do you have a chewable tablet in the shape of a Hanna-Barbara character?”

Morpheus:, under his breath: “Okay, maybe he isn’t the One.”

Drone-B-Gone ™

“I shall sing for you the song of my people.

…is that a rolled up newspaper?”

What kind of time warp are you in? Just doing WoW dailies took all day and made me realize I was wasting my life.

They spared no expense.

“What’s wrong with your FAAAAAAACE?!”

Potato skin heads.

I thought this was just a parody account, this is wisdom.

Company: “You know, we don’t have to meet at all in that case.”

Chase: “Oh, thank god!”

“Do not cite the deep magic to me…”

Dee Bradley Baker - Every single Clone Trooper in Star Wars. Good luck, everyone.

And a regular-looking Cumberbatch in the back that keeps saying “pingwings.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlVI7ZNiFlI

“…she’s got the look!”

We know you try, Ralphie.

I teach English in Japan, and I keep it as casual as possible with my students. I always end up saying “See ya!” (I try to use proper English and say “See you.” but it doesn’t always come out that way) at the end of each lesson and that always ends up being the first English my students speak with fluency as a result.

Kill One Billion Demons, but it stars Frieren.

That’s even better!