“Did the onion make you cry?”

“No, it made me doubt myself.”

Anything read by LeVar Burton.

Me at 24: “I’m worried about living to my 40s.”

Me at 42: “God, I was an ignorant sack of dicks in my 20s.”

And Q never returned.

Jellico to Picard: “You’re welcome, baldly.”

It’s okay, I’m avian on my mother’s side.

The letters correspond to the physical connector. The rectangle one everyone knows is A, B is the square connector usually used with printers and other accessories. C is a small, oval connector, and the first one that can be plugged in “upside down” because it’s symmetrical.

C is now common on phones and tablets and other smaller devices. If the connector is ovalish but even smaller and weirdly shaped, that’s one of the mini/micro USB variants and you need to find the right cable to match.

(If you have a USB C cable and i won’t fit into the oval connector because it’s too big, that’s Lightning made by Apple before C existed and is only found on their devices. You have to get a cable with Lightning on at least one end.)

We’ve always hated the planet, but we used to do it with such STYLE!

Goosefruit isn’t a bad name…

“Please stop asking me!”

Sisko: “Just the right amount of fun.”

His tombstone had better say “Goodbye.”

Imagine being such a legendary part of computing history just because you recorded a few voice lines for some upstart that sold internet access by the hour.

That was more like a DDoS attack, but yeah.

Looks like we got ourselves a Rockstar Standoff.

Missing the shot of Troi leaving the ship on a shuttle.

Spock: “I am expressing multiple mental disorders. To which are you referring?”

I wouldn’t trust Tim Buckley with that farm.

Fuck ‘em.

A good movie is a movie you enjoyed watching. Full stop.

Christopher Walkin is an ascended being, one does not simply intimidate him.

Jerry Lewis: “All the voting, and the screaming of the orange man, and THE NICE LADYYY!”

I said “Hagrid, no!” In my mind right before looking at the title.

He would, too.