And an unsuspecting seasoner! 😋

Why did the predictions get so bad? SwiftKey used to be amazing until Microshits got their dirty hands on it. I mean, it’s to be expected, but I’d like a more technical breakdown.

One of his agents just executed a woman point blank and defended him with absolute immunity. Do we still need to argue semantics or is that still not enough?

These assholes have worse writing than an uninspired comics writer.

I get to bury my face in two cat bellies. I’m so lucky.

Funnily enough, my country’s bills do look like Monopoly money. So much so that I tried to get smart with my friend by offering him some bills for his Boardwalk, but he slapped down my shit and told me to get some get real Monopoly money. :(

I wouldn’t worry so much for the cashier as the people behind me, if looks could kill!

And cockroaches, too. They’ll haul ass and scurry away every time. They know.

I say they do in the same way that I care about the world in general, but I don’t think they pay much attention to layfolks for the purposes of their work.

Yes

I wonder what shade of blue are those balls

Spoiler alert: it was a nuclear winter

I know a few women who would rather have Pokémon. Amirite, chat? /s

Future physics will be modern magic!

Magnets?

Show of hands if you’ve ever been baselessly accused on Lemmy of being a liberal as if they go around beating up puppies.

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Damn, and I just scored some gummies! It’s my lucky day.

I’m well aware of US history. I’m only making the contrast between who I want punished right now. I don’t think regular folks with working brains should pay for the sins of the few. Does that clear things up?

I mean, if the shoe fits and you refuse to change people’s minds by doing the work…

There is nothing to shoot, only journalists and protesters

Have protesters been shot by the State or this another hidden story being buried in mysterious ways?

I agree she should go for the PS5, but also, grandma’s dad dead and doubt she cares.