• ogler@lemmynsfw.com
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    teleport, size manipulation, super smell. i am constantly teleporting into the rectums of famous actresses and experiencing ego death as their farts wash over me and erase all other sensations. i don’t even remember my name or how long I’ve been doing this for. all i know is my mission. i am the fartshifter

  • Tedesche@lemmy.world
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    Attractive male, insanely rich, intellect.

    Y’all have fun being superheroes. I’m gonna enjoy the fuck out of life.

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    Immortal, invulnerable, teleport. I can be where I want to be, when I want to be, until the end of time.

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      I recently realized how much I say my password in my head while typing it. For me, I’d swap invulnerable with telepathy and steal all the passwords!

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        Even if “immortality” is the sucky kind, invulnerability kind of implies that you’re immune to the aging process.

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          The fact that invulnerability is on the list strongly implys that “immortality” just means agelessness.

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          Can’t wait to spend trillions of years floating in the vacuum of space or crushed inside a black hole while unable to die. Immortality is the worst possible curse, not a super power.

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    I feel ‘Magic’ is able to cover a lot of these…

    Anyway

    Immortality, Insanely Rich, Magic.

    I will then become a supervillainous evil wizard. Sorry-not-sorry.

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      Immortal, invulnerable, teleport. I’m sure the super rich I can acquire in a lifetime or two in 1 hour deliveries. Cargo ship from U.S. to Australia in an hour, got you. Rich people need organ transplants? Poof.

      Military needs someone to take someone out? Poof. A few contracts and now your stacking bank accounts.

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        29 days ago

        Methinks eventually going completely nuts is part and parcel of the supervillain lifestyle

        I know what I signed up for.

        Now all I need is a hero type who will antagonise me and mess with my plans… But never kill me or take my wealth to reduce my power. And also we’ll have a rivalry that borders on the homoerotic sexual tension.