It’s not because you said “comms” to mean something other than “communications”?

Yay! All other more important problems are solved! Poverty, crime, housing; now it’s just down to daylight savings time and the king.

Fetch

My apartment is 1 year old.

Contrast the houses around here which pre-date the Great War and tell me why their water works well and mine is this binary pain.

They have two separate taps, though, but that shouldn’t matter. Right? Right?

Undo the last decade of gerrymandering and the math of the last election is subtly different.

After a decade or two of increasingly bad reality TV , holding the phone like a phone seems weird.

Corel was beautiful. It was, like gWave, ahead of its time.

And, being from Corel, it wasn’t only beautiful, but also tainted by PTSD from using CorelDRAW, which was so bad that the user needed to reboot after/while using it to reclaim leaked RAM.

You may be looking for the phrase “chilling effect”. It’s not just for legal stuff now, but for doing anything proper because it brings too much trouble.

Switzerland? Norway?

Oh. That’s different?

What’s sad is I had a ‘ball’ mouse for 14 years of 7x16 use, with only regular cleaning keeping it going.

Remember when those boring old two-tap showers never had this problem?

finnally

\sigh

who’s

whose?

What?!? For the 4th year running? Who was it before? O’toole?

#6 is my Favourite. (Office Cubicle)

Cunningham’s Law, where are you?

Unless they’re a proper trainer, it’s not a service dog anyway.

a 300 dollar computer is absolute shit

You, sir, need to see what an Optiplex 7040 can do.

become * unusable

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Also *find a second adverb

It was a Fuji 8725 for the longest time. Now it’s a “Dell/Lenovo model normally included in the server box if it isn’t the fucking cheesy shallow crap”.

It goes by a different name on Amazon or so. \

You know the type. Coding maybe 40 years (TRS80M1L2), 30 of them for pay, and it’s just been a series of basic vanilla keyboards that don’t have ‘pocket calculator’ keys. With both jobs it’s 12-16 hours a day.

I hope you have and use something that’s comfy for you.