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Oh yeah? What next, don’t mow my lawn every day?

Next you’re gonna say that my excessive pesticide use harms the insects I like

punches you in the face and shoots your dog

Woah buddy, now is the part where we stop fighting and call a truce!

It’s made of chicken!

That’s the issue with this genie, his form of fucking with your wishes is selectively granting them with the least possible effort. “I wish to be an astronaut!” Nah, try again. “I wish I had a model of the Saturn V?” Best I can do is this picture from Wikipedia

“I wish for Elon Musk to fuck off forever!” Free will or something. “I wish I never had to see him again?” Wish granted, there’s now a block button on twitter

“I wish for a million bucks!” I can’t afford that. “I wish for a hundred bucks?” Here’s a crisp fiver. Bye forever!

I use em-dashes a lot, I just hit the ?123 button on the bottom left side of my phone keyboard and long-press the hyphen. The thing is, I use em-dashes where a human would use them, I don’t sprinkle them on like sentence enhancers

Hey fr though, the issue is that yes, they’re trained on human writing, but that training lacks any context, so you have mfs writing stories like passages out of a fanfic when they’re posting on /r/TrueOffMyChest. They also aren’t real people, so they can’t write genuinely realistic stories; it’s always “my neighbor secretly left food in front of my door and I ate it for 2 years without knowing anything about them” and “I drove 2 hours both ways for a job paying $16/hr in San Diego”

I would gladly pay $15 a gallon if we got walkable cities and functional public transportation in exchange for it

If we’re talking about just using em-dashes and ellipses, yeah. But there are tells, like em-dashes or ellipses in… weird spots, where a human would never use them. Anyways, they also use “anyways” after not going on tangents all the time—and they have an unquenchable thirst for ending a passage with a pithy one-liner.

They haven’t beaten the Turing test yet.

I hate the sun. The sun’s a piece of shit and I fucking hate it. It always shows up “hey man it’s hot outside! Why don’t you take your shirt off, go to the beach, get out your man tits and low self esteem?” SUN, FUCK YOU THAT’S WHY.

I’ve had enough of living under this fiery fuckin Al Qaeda

[Bracket City]
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https://www.theatlantic.com/games/bracket-city/

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I’m sure they feel very clever about it, but they need to never do single letter answers again

Yeah, that rubs me the wrong way. I’ve never been diagnosed with anything because that costs money, but if you told me there was a pill I could take that would make my brain work something close to normal, I’d trade almost anything for it

Like yeah there’s obviously nothing wrong with having ADHD or depression or autism, and also your quality of life is significantly worse if you can’t bring yourself to make phone calls or wake up before noon or remember to brush your teeth every day

If my kid ever comes home from school with a picture like this I’m having words with the teacher. Let the children have their fun ffs

Me with anime

Granted I watch mostly >decade old stuff dubs, so it’s mostly the same 30 VAs in every show

Big picture mode runs like shit on my computer, it takes like 3 minutes for it to fully open before I can even close it

They’re on that fuckin grindset, workin eight 16 hour days a week lmao they don’t have time to step on a bus or walk down the street

I use the em-dash a lot. It’s not just about the presence of one, the issue is that LLMs know they exist but don’t know where they go. It’s sort of like a semicolon, which goes where neither a comma nor a period feel right. An em-dashes simply goes where neither comma nor period nor semicolon feels right

Edit: I should clarify, that’s simply how I use them. I’m not smart enough with words to know stuff like “parenthetical clauses” or w/e. Point being, AI just throws them in like they’re sentence enhancers

On my keyboard, I just click the button on the bottom left to see punctuation, and then long-press the hyphen

Restarting is good for a computer’s health, right? I think my Kubuntu laptop is the only machine in my house that averages less than two weeks of uptime

It wasn’t in response to the allegations, it was in response to the documentary

? I’m talking about the production staff and Disney, both of whom independently decided to toss the episode in the memory hole