Oh shit I forgot all about that part! Thanks lol

Imagine if, 1,000 years in the future, humanity’s contribution to intergalactic civilization is Quantum Karening.

I mostly just want them to go to the shittiest state so they can’t do any real damage.

It only really works if someone had the foresight and gumption to do it before they can really get moving, in the early stages of their trajectory. Trying to predict it, though, is difficult and rarely worth it, since you can’t usually predict the ones who will really be a huge problem later. But once you miss that window it’s too late. And of course it’s when it’s too late that more people realize what’s happening.

They are if you own the platform.

Yeah I’m 46 and shooting for a heart attack by 50, like my grandfather. My dad’s 74 though so I’m worried my life will drag on past that and I’ll have to deal with deteriorating mental faculties. Dying isn’t the bad part - it’s the slow descent into senility that worries me.

The huge companies that use all that electricity would never allow that to happen. We live in capitalist hell.

No the original kind, from before the show.

My God, you’ve cracked it.

No I think the Canadian government is taking advantage of the situation. I mean, where do you think Canadian geese are manufactured?

He’s also monumentally depressed.

Hmm I wonder why.

Pro tip: If you’re proposing a regulation that every company opposes, that just means that you need that regulation even more than you thought.

Only the best Xmas movie if all time - Gremlins.

Yeah that’s not blood. More likely they’re red pen exploded.

Cats are all the fun of owning a chainsaw with none of the safety mechanisms.

AI slop is preferred by the common idiot, and country music is enjoyed primarily by the average white idiot. So really these just kind of line up in an unsurprising way.

In fairness capsaicin does make me throw up acid.

That fucking guy again.

Ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone…

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