Using scripture to justify genocide, who’d have thunk it. Oh wait, anyone who’s actually read scripture, that’s who. Fuck these people.

At least a quarter of these taste like literal poison.

Tell us you don’t actually like the 1st Amendment, but in the most asshole way possible.

It’s all 1s and 0s all the way down.

I don’t get it, why is it circled in gray?

Into what, a wood chipper?

I don’t trust must drivers on roads, much less the air. No good will come of this.

He is fully functional, programmed in multiple techniques.

Where the hell even are you? Anyway demand minimum wage.

The best part is no he won’t. He desperately craves being liked and can’t understand why he isn’t.

Not really. I wish more parents would use kid leashes. They clip onto a harness, not a collar. In fact the old saying about kids being “tied to their mother’s apron strings” is literally this, to keep the little monsters from running off and getting hurt or lost.

Top left wins the award for Derpiest Cast I Ever Done Saw.

Every time he says words I wish I’d never been born.

But look at how humanish he appears while smiling.

Well I don’t want my Vitamin P to be covered in bacteria.

Fun fact, if you take the pullback wheel thing out of a toy car, wind it up and let it go, it jumps around all over the place. When I was a kid in the 80s we called them “crazy wheels.”

I’ll bet this little stub truck does the same thing lol

Honestly if eating roast Pikachu kept my depression at bay, I’d gladly change my eating habits. Probably be cheaper, too.

Fuck you, I’m not paying $80 for a game so an executive can get a new Porsche.

Are we a fucking joke to you?