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--Hello, Pizza Hut? --No sir. Google pizzeria. --Ah, excuse me... I dialed wrong... --No sir, he scored well. Google bought the Pizza Hut chain. --Ah, well... then write down my request, please... --As usual? --And how do you know what I ask for? --According to your street and your apartment number and the last 12 times you ordered a large Neapolitan with ham. Yes, I want that... --May I suggest a pizza without salt, with ricotta, broccoli and dried tomato? --Nope! I hate vegetables. --Your cholesterol is not good, sir. --And how do you know? --We crossed data with the IMSS and we have the results of his last 7 blood tests. Here it comes to me that your triglycerides have a value of 180 mg/DL and your LDL is... --Enough, enough! I want the Neapolitan! I take my medicine! --Sorry, sir, but according to our database you don't take it regularly. The last box of Lipitor of 30 tablets that you bought at Farmacias Similares was last December 2 at 3:26 p.m. --But I bought more in another pharmacy! --The data of your credit card purchases do not prove it. --I paid in cash, I have another source of income! --Your last income statement does not prove it. We don't want you to have problems with the SAT, sir... --I do not want anything now! --Sorry, sir, we just want to help you. --Help me? I'm sick of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, Instagram! I'm going to an island without internet, cable or cell phone! --I understand, sir, but here it appears that your passport has expired 5 months ago.

Hypocritcal to the max

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