Our surgeons did what they could but it took them two hours just to get the smile off his face

Or just looking up the answer afterwards.

https://sarahcandersen.com/post/631327861323841536

Tit for tat is what works. Making it clear ahead of time is smart too

I did it all for the cookie

Extra funny since they could just replicate the perfect mount just as easily

Even ants know Trix are for kids

Doesn’t he make this exact joke in another comic with the doctor cutting the umbilical cord?

Beamado?

Bing card

teacher’s

Now I’m doubly disappointed in your teachers.

No need to invade. The US can just tamper with our elections enough to get people in power that’ll just roll over and give them everything

Charlotte.

It should also be automatic if a person changes party affiliation

Didn’t this happen a few years ago? Still great energy though

This drives me wild in fast food restaurants. I’m already here, I’m going to give you money, so don’t make it harder or more frustrating!

This time though, you’ll love long enough to see the second attack! Progress.

Oh no! Sarcasm doesn’t get me anywhere?? Whatever will I do now? Guess I’ll just totally stop all sarcasm since I was only doing it to get places.