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Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 6 months ago

Work smarter not harder

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Work smarter not harder

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 6 months ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Oh. I thought the rule about porn there was they couldn’t show pubic hair. It’s actually eggs they can’t show. Which is why they blur balls and vaginas. Balls look like eggs and they don’t want to take chances on being able to see any eggs up the birth canal.

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      Japanese people just have eggs for genitals

    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      Stop trying to ruin porn by calling it a birth canal.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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        My bad. The cum canal.

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          Thank you. Was that so hard?

        • Ookami38@sh.itjust.works
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          I feel like I should take a cum canoe down the cum canal.

      • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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        Would you prefer crotchal cavity?

  • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
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    …but not the slice of ham/meat/whatever beside it?

    distraction 100

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      That looks like pickled daikon

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          You look like ham

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            Removed by mod

            • The Assman@sh.itjust.works
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              Wife? Don’t you mean my mother?

              • Barbarian@sh.itjust.works
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                Isn’t that the same person? (Sorry, couldn’t resist!)

                • The Assman@sh.itjust.works
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                  Roll tide

        • chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          The white and pink thing? That’s radish alright. It’s similar to pink Ssam mu, which is very common in Korean BBQ, and has some tell tale signs in the pattern.

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      It’s watermelon radish, not meat.

    • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      its chips, trust me.

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    NSFW food.

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    Sorry I only eat uncensored Ramen

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    Does that mean that all Japanese porn is agender porn?

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      No it means behind that mosaic this whole time was just boiled eggs

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    …that’s not an egg.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Step1: Cut a hole in the bowl

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    Means it has pubes on it.

  • Seeders@sh.itjust.works
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    What’s in that fuzzy area father?

    “YOU MUST NEVER GO THERE SIMBA”

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    Holy shit i just realized vegans can’t even have noodles made with eggs. No wonder they have to make separate communities and offer each other support, life must be horrible when food tastes like cement.

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      Have you never eaten regular durum wheat pasta?

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      I think half of my recipes are vegan meals and most of them taste great. So idk what you’re on about. Also there are a million ways to make noodles, most don’t contain eggs

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        Yup. I like vegan food. I also like food with meat and stuff in it. I just like good food, and a lot of good food happens to be vegan. Sometimes I’ll order a vegan version of a dish just for some variety vs the meat-heavy dishes.

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      Sure buddy strawberries taste like cement….

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      You’re right. We all wish that we could eat eggs, meat and dairy but we just physically can’t, and that’s definitely the only reason we’re vegan.

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        Damn, that sucks. You don’t mind if I eat your portion, then?

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