This turned out much better than I could hope.

Kamelåså!

Would that be such a great feat? There have been tons of better character customisers for dekades. It’s not really sacred knowledge. I always thought the few limitations in BG3 were deliberate choices to leave them more control over the look and feel of the game.

I “just” slapped OpenSUSE Tumbleweed on mine. Much easier that way to customise everything.

Ist der doof?

That they already do. If there’s a DOS game not on GOG it’s usually because they didn’t get the rights.

Would be cool if they could start selling ROMs for other emulators. I bet at least Sega would be up for that. But good luck with Nintendo and Sony.

Stupid government, subsidising food supply.

Have the courage of this pudu.

That’s a minor plot point in Terry Pratchett’s Nation. Throughout the book the characters encounter all kinds of strange phenomena like musket bullets being stopped by water which could be attributed to magic but the characters go out of their way to explain them with science.

Anubis definitely lead to some breakages where images wouldn’t load for users of other instances viewing them in an app.

Damn, it’s been ages since I last ate those. Now I’m hungry.

That’s how they get rid of those who still have a conscience.

As long as they don’t remove the coconut picture…

It’s too early in the morning for me, but I do remember ICE not existing before 2025.

Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?

“Somehow Kahn has returned”

What’s that? Firefly from the top rope!

A safe word is never early. It is used precisely when it needs to be.

I’d really love to travel back in time and first amaze an alchemist that their future colleagues will be able to turn lead into gold. Only to crush them again by explaining that the process is too expensive.