The Assman

Fruits aren’t plants

What is this Levar Burton slander?

Moo deng probably gonna grow up and murder several people

Fucking crazy this guy plays kingpin in the daredevil series

Suspicious number of people in this thread making excuses for dog foot smelling

You may have acute amnesia

My n’wah

According to google translate this means “lime stuffing” so it kinda just is ridiculous

Best part of fall is we actually get to see the sunrise in the morning. Beautiful photo

How do you know

Did you sleep through the $1.2 trillion infrastructure bill?

Instructions unclear, eating milk carton sandwich

You’re buzzing around the point like a fly on shit

You tryna save big money?

I can’t see humanity surviving an ice age of 1300 years

Again, you mean?

I was thinking “have these guys never had an empanada?”

He’s secretly gambling up in heaven now ❤️ only for the angels to win, of course

When I got to “I came” I was like, where he going with this?

I’m clamping the ham right now boys

Beautiful. I wonder how many famines it cost them to build.