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Flash my piece - white in the face - fuck - real quick

Include below is a sketch of his penis.

What Founding Fathers would have to say.

“Did you not read all ‘men’ are created equal. That did not include slaves or women.”

I get shit all the time for trying to challenge the status quo. I know for a fact everyone will be happy once I’m gone. I’ll be happy once I’m gone.

Unfortunately I work in dystopia USA and am a corpo whore for healthcare because I have a family to support.

The more I learn about owls the less I understand about owls.

5 - As the goblin lays facedown in a pool of blood. You discover a bucket full of candy and a cracked plastic mask with the same expression of the goblin you just fought.

“I strike at the bandit with my axe”

“Give me a to hit roll”

“Natural 20!”

“You cleave both targets in half, blood sprays everywhere!”

“Both targets?”

#1 looks like he was going in for a handshake and someone misinterpreted it and brained him.

“Fuck dude, I was just trying to say hi”

Thank you 🙏

Autobots roll out!

Didn’t load, now I need to know and all I found was twitter links I can’t view 😞

My gender is car, but sometimes I identify as robot.

I’d hope and pray my employer lowers my salary so much I can be in a lower tax bracket. Than I can go on welfare which pays for all my necessities and is a solid flawless system I can live off of for the rest of my life.

Well I think we established you can’t stick your dick in it. So I’m out of ideas.

Um akctually it’s this shirt…

Can see it better in this picture

Only remembered because it used to be my desktop background for awhile.

Quentin Tarantino likes this post.

Lemmy has a lot of Linux users. Saying you use Windows is like being a heritic to the faith.

For me when Jem came on it was time to turn it off and go play outside.

I was a boy in the 1980s, my dad would call us “little queers” if my brother and I tried watching that.

He was also hyper sensitive because my uncle was gay and he always said it was because he was interested in dolls growing up. The dark ages of rampant bigotry it was.

Was redoing the floors in one my rooms, I had all the air vent covers off. Guess where the cat decided to go?

Was like the god damn scene from poltergeist where you could hear it all over the house but didn’t know where exactly the meows orginated from echoing through the ductwork.

I forgot how I coaxed it to an exit, but I do recall grabbing it by the scruff and yanking it out as the cat tried to scamper back in. Went to go clean-up my scratches and the damn thing knocked over what I blocked the vent with and squeezed back in.

At that point I was tempted to just turn on the furnace heat and call it a day. But didn’t want to deal with the stink.