All new season of “Is it Cake or Is It Full of Spiders?”.

You’ll be crawling to your TV screen! New this season we watch contestants take a bite out of their selections to find out which is which.

“Does anyone mind if I eat these well I work?”

That and replace all the fans to sound like “waaaargh” as they spin.

I’d eat an onion like an apple.

What about this phone?

Truck stop bathroom would have a pee pee sticking out the hole.

So technically is this is a medieval glory hole?

That’s 4 years or 104 fortnights or 1,458+ poop socks.

To put that much time into something and say you don’t like, obviously it capture that person’s attention well beyond it’s intended shelf life. How can anyone improve on something that captured someone’s attention for four fucking years of playtime.

How about this 10-yr old girl animal?

Why not just buy a wifi probe instead of an entire grill? I’d rather a tiny thing stop working than being unable to use my grill at all because it’s jammed with too much tech.

Truly do they do anything else worth it? I’m a plain charcoal grill person, so never wanted or looked into anything beyond that.

You’re reading a magazine. You come across a full-page nude photo of a girl.

Everyday we stray farther from the Lord’s light.

Oh garsh

Wasn’t as cute in the 1500’s.

Face off sequel?

https://youtu.be/aTNeaKRjzkg

Future future future you only says: constant screaming

“Dress for your day!”

It’s the motive force! Not some heretical warp magic.

Also Alaska: It’s over, Texas. I have the high ground.

Alaska - High point: 20,320 feet - Sea level
Texas - High point: 8,749 feet - Sea level