Oh, it will. Bad for everyone human.

She might want to go back, but she can’t. Loss of motor contol

Come check out cyberspace.online

I like the idea of free software, but users shouldn’t expect people to do the work for them for free. If there’s software I need that’s free, great. If there’s no free version, I’m not owed one and I’m not gonna complain until I get one.

There are people who are building and participating in alternatives. They deserve support. But people have also become accustomed to getting a lot for free.

Now I’m not defending YouTube, but they have to store billions of hours of videos and serve millions of people at a time, just so you (and me) can stream 10hrs of video a day just to listen to lo fi study music or watch let’s plays. that’s very expensive. The whole model is ass-backwards, that content creators exist to get paid. YouTube should be charging content creators for storing their videos, and if the creator wants to saturate their shit with ads and e-begging, then it be their choice.

What about Orcs?

I’ll take whatever kind of sleep I can get

“I am always respectful and appropriate towards female employees, especially the hot ones.”

Yeah by using out-of-bounds numbers they avoid accidentally listing legitimate values who might get upset or free advertising

There are two wolves inside of your computer

Take a swig straight from the flask and go “Ah, that’s strong stuff”

If someone starts filming you because you told them off, you gotta go “Wait are you filming already? Nooo, you gotta wait for me to be ready! Ahem… CANT BELIEVE you’re blasting music on the train with no headphones and other people around, you cot no consideratie for other people on the train, ope I said train too many times lemme go again…” And then it just looks like a set up bit that nobody will believe was real.

What does that noise sound like?

7D gay chess

Is there any way to stop understanding that?

IIRC this photo is actually partly staged, the hydrant guy is posing.

Retirement homes

Windows: Gabe edition.

It’s like regular windows, but everything is Gabe. Task manager is now Gabe manager. Command prompt is now Gabe prompt. Start button? Gabe button.

Gabes face is the desktop background and screensaver, this cannot be changed. The cursor is a tiny Gabe. Instead of the windows log off noise, it’s Gabe whispering “Goodbye” really near to the microphone. This is not a recording, but is actually Gabe saying that personally to you live each time.

Who told them the plan?!

Yes, sitting by the lake with a friend, she painted her own scene. I didn’t feel very distracted at all, it was nice.