Gotta have all that rizz

In Russia, government verifies everything for you. No problem.

“Sorry you couldn’t have an open casket, your son’s face, torso, and genitals were turned into mincemeat by the drones, and what the dogs left was not a pretty sight. But speaking of mincemeat…”

Imagine, all these commuter cars, steel, concrete and asphalt could be replaced with a single 30 megaton blast crater.

Many navies, inc Australian Navy, allow beards, whereas airforce and army don’t.

Not sure why, I think it was originally associated with limited water supply on subs or something. But they have to be neatly trimmed and fit properly into their OCCABA mask.

Thank you for your service, marine!

Setting money on fire

Why, that doesn’t sound like the military at all!

No chance of being born in New Zealand I see

Paint is paint? 🤷

“Thanks Obama” they screech as the burning napalm slaps across them

My computer beat me at chess but I beat it at kickboxing.

The whole world is kind of cringe

New Halloween costume just dropped

Stole it.

They are my human skulls I found them fair and square

So no change from normal, then?

Pack-a-day nespresso drinker

What seems to be your boggle?

Colorblind

Dope.