Don’t drink

Tasters complained

I microwave my coffee with a spoon in it every morning at work, it’s fine

Ligma balls

Urban outdoorsman?

Nobody wants to work anymore

Guess who owns a key for the machine?!

They don’t have to be corpses.

Decompressing after a long shift at Alligator Auschwitz eating migrants.

Make signs that say “I support ________ ______” and let the media fill in the blanks for you.

Righto chap, hop in the prison lorry then!

We all carry trauma in our lives

Just move house

These gritty movie reboots are finally starting to pay off!

Ah, because they call them RCDs and not circuit breakers.

M*crowave?

Queen marshmallow

You think that’s impressive, wait till you see bull eggs

This is science, not math.

A vote for Albert is a vote for Albert