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  • Stamets@lemmy.worldOPtoPeople Twitter@sh.itjust.works... I don't like them either
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    3 hours ago

    Buys chocolate ice-cream

    Kind of a crazy assumption on your part that the dude who just finished saying he hates chocolate is buying chocolate ice cream. Like… how the fuck did you get to that conclusion?

    No dude. I buy vanilla ice cream. Vanilla ice cream that has peanuts on top and is in a cone. No chocolate except for the random plug of chocolate. I’m sorry. It’s totally on me for assuming that the logical leap between “Hate chocolate” and “not buying chocolate ice cream” was such an easy one. I will take greater care in future.


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    I hate chocolate. I don’t want no fuckin chocolate randomly surprising me. It is evil and should be banished.

    Edit: Okay because apparently I need to literally spell this out for people for who cannot make the simple leap on their own…

    I do not buy chocolate ice cream. I buy vanilla ice cream. It comes in a cone. It is vanilla. There is vanilla. That’s it. Maybe peanuts. Then, suddenly, chocolate.

    Does that make more sense now? Jesus H. Christ.

    Edit 2: Downvote me all you want. I’m not trolling, y’all are either utterly fucking incapable of understanding the concept of VANILLA ICE-CREAM, y’all are trolling or you’re living on such a distant plane of reality that you’re inventing shit that I’ve done then your opinion is worthless to begin with.

    Have fun with the single brain cell amongst all of you and let me know whose turn it is tomorrow.