Trolling

Right. I’m trolling to say that “I don’t like random chocolate in the vanilla ice cream cones that I buy.”

Jesus Christ. You people are fucking hopeless.

My knowledge of the healing process of grabbing a skin flap is pretty limited but yeah, I’d assume so. Just with some scarring/visible sign that a skin graft was removed or added.

I DON’T.

I legitimately do not fucking understand how all of you went “Oh. He hates chocolate. He is clearly buying chocolate ice cream!” Like how the fuck did you get there?

Buys chocolate ice-cream

Kind of a crazy assumption on your part that the dude who just finished saying he hates chocolate is buying chocolate ice cream. Like… how the fuck did you get to that conclusion?

No dude. I buy vanilla ice cream. Vanilla ice cream that has peanuts on top and is in a cone. No chocolate except for the random plug of chocolate. I’m sorry. It’s totally on me for assuming that the logical leap between “Hate chocolate” and “not buying chocolate ice cream” was such an easy one. I will take greater care in future.

I hate chocolate. I don’t want no fuckin chocolate randomly surprising me. It is evil and should be banished.

Edit: Okay because apparently I need to literally spell this out for people for who cannot make the simple leap on their own…

I do not buy chocolate ice cream. I buy vanilla ice cream. It comes in a cone. It is vanilla. There is vanilla. That’s it. Maybe peanuts. Then, suddenly, chocolate.

Does that make more sense now? Jesus H. Christ.

Edit 2: Downvote me all you want. I’m not trolling, y’all are either utterly fucking incapable of understanding the concept of VANILLA ICE-CREAM, y’all are trolling or you’re living on such a distant plane of reality that you’re inventing shit that I’ve done then your opinion is worthless to begin with.

Have fun with the single brain cell amongst all of you and let me know whose turn it is tomorrow.

Phalloplasty. When they’re custom making you a dick they need the skin from somewhere. There are a couple places to take it from but one is the forearm.

Oh mine changes all the time too, it’ll just revert back to L O V E after ever so long. Like one stim wears off so it slips back to the original stim. It’s bizarre.

Kill me

Don’t get me started

I have it but occasionally it doesn’t work and I’m forced to suffer through heterosexual debauchery

Nah, it’s usually L O V E by Ashlee Simpson. I remember seeing a sort of fan music video of it when I was 14 that was that song plus clips of Leon S Kennedy from RE4. Now, for whatever reason, it’s like the “default elevator music” of my brain. I’ve never been able to find that video since. Makes me sad.

I’ve just got Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne playing in my head now

Join Me.

Edit: Derp. The reason it’s playing in my head is because those are the fucking lyrics. God I need more than like 3 hours sleep…

You get strapped to a chair while in your underwear and there’s a rope weapon on the table. The bankers DLC pack, which I don’t have, also gives you that rope weapon as something you can bring into any mission.

They added him into a recent Elusive Target in Hitman: World of Assassination. Top tier mission.

Hey man, there’s zero pressure. Just do what you find fun! Happens to be that I actually do enjoy posting a fuckload. Not sure why. Never thought I’d be that dude but apparently I am.

I post so much that occasionally I see replies in my notifications that I have no idea what the hell the context is for.

This was one of those moments and out of context? That’s fucking hilarious.

from a show that I think is maybe 10 years old?

Time really does pass us by, huh? As a massive Dara fan, let me be the unfortunate one to tell you that that special (Live from the Theatre Royal) is 19 years old. It’s from 2006…

This. The gif is the entire video.