Doesn’t this fool know you’re supposed to be very careful and specific in how you word your wishes?
The drunk religious nutter sack of shit is now a war criminal.
Is he saying he’s going to commit suicide or just wants to be dommie stomped to death?
Enough of that, it’s nearly time for the Two Minutes Hate!
Song: Circle Jerks - Killing for Jesus
I feel like the Pope really oughta excommunicate this dude.
I think he would just see that as validation.
Man saw the opening oh Zardoz and was like HMMM
Why is no one nuking them then?
Genuinely curious why these chuckle fucks haven’t done a Hiroshima over Tehran by now. It’s just about the only thing they (and Israel) haven’t tried.
The only two explanations I’ve got is (1) the protocol for releasing nuclear weapons for active use is such a slog that these dipshits don’t want to go through the paperwork or (2) our nuclear arsenal isn’t remotely as battle-ready as we’ve advertised.
(3) a lasting war is more profitable.
They just complained about running low on Tomahawks. Don’t give them any ideas.
Did he consider that if his prayer was granted, he’d get a lightning bolt right up his own ass?
“Ouch! That felt kinda like divine judgement! But can’t be that the good lawd would ever object to putting His name on my atrocities. . . I guess this gosh darned electric butt plug must be acting up again.”
Little Lindsey “Tinkerbell” Graham takes notes…
Does anyone here read Dungeon Crawler Carl? I Uzi Jesus wouldn’t carry this, but that was the first thing that came to mind.
I am the way, motherfucker.
fuckin spoiler warning please, some of us are on book 3
They need to stop lying to themselves and others and just admit that their patron deity is Ares.
Just like Jesus wanted!
Ah yes, there’s no hate quite like Christian love
There’s so many Christian’s that are going to Hell
As a total atheist, the older I get the more I hope I’m wrong about Hell…
Pray for violence is a good band name
“My god is the god of love and compassion, and if you don’t believe in him, fuck you, I hope he kills you before I do.”
I always loved getting Buddhism as a religion in Civilization. Then spreading it everywhere at the point of the sword.
YOU WILL ACCEPT PEACEFUL ENLIGHTENMENT, OR YOU WILL DIE!
Um… Buddhist nationalism is a thing. For example: https://radicalisationresearch.org/research/jerryson-2011-buddhist/
