My wife’s great danes would get their ears flipped and get their jowls stuck on their teeth all the time. She’d always tell them “fix your face,” to which they’d shake their heads. Good pups, I miss them…

Psycho.

It’s also been used much longer. First known use of “happy as as a clam” was 1833 versus “free as a bird” being used in the 17th century.

What’d kill me is a “Chunky’s dead” reference. You know they’re at least playing some version of the DK Rap at some point.

You know what, you’re partly correct! Barr is an absolute bitch who should have taken the opportunity presented after the whole racism thing to just disappear.

However, I’ve just never found Rosie to be a likeable person. Even going back to her stand up days, I’ve always found her annoying and abrasive. I do very much appreciate her tearing Trump apart though!

*Takes both*

I really don’t like her either, but damn, that got an authentic “Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho damn…” belly laugh out of me.

Although I would love if they kept their shitty music to themselves, I’m not interested in their crap.

For real… Any of the people who I do come across doing this are listening to the tinniest garbage that sounds like organized radio static.

And it’s always got to be in the grocery store or Walmart. How about while you’re there, you go buy some $20 Bluetooth headphones so you can listen to your garbage music alone and stop torturing the rest of us with your bad decisions?

I’ll just leave this here…

“I don’t think Ivanka would do that, although she does have a very nice figure,” Trump replied. “I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her."

And this,

“My daughter is beautiful, Ivanka,” to which Stern interjects, “by the way, your daughter.” Trump finishes Stern’s sentence by repeating “she’s beautiful.” "Can I say this? A piece of ass,” Stern says in the clip. “Yeah,” Trump replies.

Here, have a whole list.

Based on who’s morals? The ones who are shooting women and children as they try to get help. The ones killing aid workers and doctors who are trying to help? Those people’s morals?

My strongly republican coworker was gloating about prices coming down back in February and was actively looking for houses to retire to in Florida and Texas. Now she insists on doing company shopping at Aldi because “Shoprite has just gotten too ridiculously expensive.” A couple weeks ago she admits to me, “I don’t think I’ll ever be able to stop working now.”

Aww… No shit… Welcome to the club… We can’t afford matching t-shirts.

“Ekki ekki ekki ptang zoom boing,” please…

Great, now I’m gonna end up reinstalling it…

You know… I’ve seen a lot of shit in my decades on the internet…

I was there for the tubgirl/goatse/blue waffle/lemon party College Humor invasions…

I’ve read the jolly rancher story, the coconut story, and others that would make some men vomit.

I’ve seen the Hulk getting railed by Slimer…

I was not expecting pregnant, barefoot Goofy looking like he belongs on a dakimakura today.

I only hope this doesn’t awaken anything in the guy from the FBI that monitors me… Sorry Steve… The poor guy’s been through a lot.

Not only does Goofy have a son. It looks like he had two. What’s never really explained is what happened to Goofy’s other son, Junior, after he found out his wife was cheating on him…

You may encounter nude bathers beyond this sign.

Him, Musk, and Noem have blood on their hands, children’s blood.

Heartless, evil bastards…

“Gen X valor”

We have that? Dude…

This is what happens when you let children use any social media.

A whole typical cigarette contains around 10-12mg of nicotine. The wiki says 30-60mg is potentially fatal to an adult, but that it could potentially take as much as 500mg. So for an adult, unlikely. For a child, I see mixed things saying 1 cigarette could be fatal. This says 1-13mg per kg for an infant. So maybe, depending on the size of the butt and the child?