where do I sign up for his army?
speaking of which, he has such a cool name. both first and last.
when people chanted his name before his victory speech it was like a scene from a movie. kudos to Tish James for hyping people up like crazy. played like a transcript:
“They said he doesn’t have the right name!”
BOOOO
“Well now they all know his goddamn name!”
crowd erupts, mics explode
MAM-DA-NI! MAM-DA-NI!
“what’s his name?”
MAM-DA-NI!
“what’s his name?”
MAM-DA-NI!
“what’s his name?”
MAM-DA-NI!
… repeat
“What is best in life Zohran?”
crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their news readers
The party of pre-teen adults is so pissed
It’s really only good in the original Klingon.
You don’t mess with the Zohran.
Zohran will Fuck You Up in capital letters.
Fuck yes. That’s metal as hell.
Even his first name sounds badass with the rest of the title the’ve given him.
Trump wrecked the Republican Party that turned out great for them. I have been waiting for somebody to wreck this party.
FR and given Republican attraction to strong and religious male leaders, Mamdani might actually sweep the generals.
If ZOHRAN THE DESTROYER actually destroys the GOP, I won’t complain. If he needs to stomp the current DEMs into the ground for that, well, that is a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
That’s a sacrifice I’m likely to encourage!
Seriously!
I would celebrate if he destroys the DNC as well. Burn it all down and start from scratch.
He needs this on his office door. It’d really set the tone for meetings.
Uh yes hi, I have a 10:30 with Mr. Destroyer.
Me: Hi, Mr. Zohran, it’s a pleasure. Should I assume the position?
Him: What position?
Ray. When someone asks you if you’re a god — say yes!
I can’t see this host’s stupid face without thinking of that clip where his own mother berates him for being a hack on air for everybody to see
Every fox news host is a massive douche
Eww disgusting, where?
Here you go, Honey Bun
she actually gives good advice, it’s not just random complaining. she sounds like a nice person.
Agreed on all counts. His dad and other people who influenced him must have been truly awful for him to have her as a mom and STILL end up like he is…
He looks like if Eli Roth was a self-hating alcoholic.
Is Eli Roth not a self-hating alcoholic?
Shit, I dunno. Is he?
I mean he did make Borderlands. The last thing I remember him from before was Inglorious Basterds. Lots of time to drink.
That’s the most badass nickname I’ve heard in a long time
It’s bound to be an even better punk song
Fuck yeah, we got a destroyer! Destroy all hate and bring peace to the people! Destroy systems that bring struggle to the people! Destroy all suffering!
