Yeah homies hug homies

I mean not with my own body

So like, I’ve trained martial arts briefly, right? It’s really important not to train your “I’m in danger” instincts away, because they can protect you. However, this can unfortunately lead to you punting a 7 year old.

Seriously. We were middle class wealthy growing up. Mom always worked. When dad was in college, she put him through his degrees. Ran a dry cleaners. When he was a fresh college grad, she did taxes. Still does taxes but is winding down her practice. She picked up bookkeeping reliable enough she ended up being an office manager for a few successful medical and legal practices. Dad ended up retiring when he could no longer work. Physically, not mentally. Mom still works, more for her health than her finances.

Gran, she always worked. She was an RN. Tough as nails, worked prisons because she took the parable of the sheep and goats to heart and was an atheist because the Christians she grew up with didn’t.

Gramgram, she was a cost accountant. Worked her whole adult life. Grumpa was a cost accountant, and when he discovered he was not one for the ladies he taught her his trade so she could make money just as well as he could, then he fucked off to San Francisco. And Gramgram, she looked after the family. Remarried, specifically a worthless lump of flesh who could help pay the bills, but she was the main breadwinner.

My wife, well when we got married she was already outearning me even before I said fuck it let’s play jazz and she said honey you supported my dreams I’ll support yours even though bwahahaha jazz really you couldn’t even be a clown so I’m not sure what your point is

No! Bad! No hitting children!

Where do you think we want to put the calming banana?

Sorry bruh the second you tell me to ditch the sauerkraut and kefir you lost me

MN

I just set my settings on fuck fuck go to be no Ai and that was cool

Same, but I check out a lot of video games. It’s the same feel. I know it’s that I miss the pre-9/11 world. I don’t care. The library crowd is funny enough the dispensary crowd and the coffee shop crowd we all just kinda have the same haunts.

Huh, I should ask the dispo if they mind me busking while I sell tamales out front (I could go through a few hundred bucks of tamales real fast. Not like that I’m a shitty salesman I’m just hungry)

No I want to make a post about Canadians apologizing. I want the world to go back to normal.

My dude every few days there’s someone posting “hey so something” and one of y’all posts something asking for a guide. I have posted two now. Someone else has posted others. What the fuck more do you want.

Yeah, it’s like watching Wicked and finding out the green one invented leaded gas and Republicans. Not every villain is sympathetic.

What if instead she senses chocolate and eats emotion?

Yeah, I’m a crab dude and am not switching to anteater now, this is the delicious hill I die on. But I’ll pay them their rheumatism.

Well I mean semi feral rescue and calico go hand in hand. Huh, I guess I’m pretty racist against cats too. Those are my second favorite too, after tuxes. Now, this one time I had a calico tux. Let me tell you

Wait I can do better

Lucy, her sky diamonded

I’ll pay a nickel to an illustrator to get me a logo for my band, I Just Farted, that looks like a dairy farm

I once read a statistic that said 1 in 4 people is a Muppet if you look around and blah blah and I read it aloud and everyone just pointed at me. I call that peer review