that’s animal abuse!

it’s a bit sad but I’m flattered that i was living in your head rent free

i hope so, you flag-clad cunt; that’s your whole thing!

1-2 weeks every 12 to 18 months? what is this, time off in Auschwitz?

good comeback. I’d like to think it actually took you a week to come up with it.

oh no, not -gasp- property damage!

sending military equipment to explode brown children: 😊

vandalizing military equipment so that you can’t send them to aid the genocide: 😨😠

yeah I should have thought of that. dad defo listens to some podcasts

oh my god please stop with this loser ass philosophy. you’re fighting nazis. there’s no place in a democracy for nazis. that should be your number one principle, and if it isn’t, fuck your dumbass principles that allow nazis to come to power and wreak havoc with no consequence.

no you didn’t, dumbass. we knew this was coming and you did nothing to prevent it.

anything but the real issue

just put the fries in the bag. stop making excuses. stop killing games.

no

the first Lara was unapologetically an asshole. she lived in a mansion that most world leaders can’t have in their dreams. it’s not like she was stealing out of necessity. she had a fucking butler and still went out to disturb world heritage sites and steal or destroy everything in them. just for fun.

is mom not putting out

oh man chuck schumer’s gonna write a letter so sternly worded their heads will spin

i did mean they’re pointing up, it’s gonna funnel lots of money from the bottom to the top. i don’t see how this means I’m benefitting from it though.

this is not just friendly small talk, but questions like this are aimed to make people talk about themselves, in a way tell other people what kind of person they are. what superpower you’d have, what animal you’d be, what you would do with a million dollars, what one book/album you would take to an island to read/listen to forever…

these don’t have a right answer and they reveal something about the people discussing it. asking a machine like it’s some puzzle to solve is extremely fucking weird. the lengths people go to just not to use their noggin is concerning.

they say “developer choice” because they know those words have positive connotations but what they mean is “publisher greed”

francesca fiorentini called it Alligator Auschwitz, which i like because it keeps the alliteration while conveying the concentration camp idea.

edit: i heard it from her first but many leftists seem to be calling it that; my bad.

i mean why would she care what she said in character, it’s not like it’s her as an actor who said it