The proper terminology is WAN - a Wide Anal Network.
Got 3 bathrooms in my house does that make a local anal network?
Would a bedpan be a Personal Anal Network?
I believe that would be an air gapped device, or a thumb drive.
Bum drive.
Septic tank =Honeypot?
NAS.
Networked Anal Storage or Networked Ass Storage for short.
This one is disgustingly accurate…
Due to the Honeywagon
ah yes, sneakernet
Any network I join is a wide anal network
Maybe that’s what the lyrics for Hash Pipe mean… 🤔
🎵You’ve got your problems,
I’ve got my Ass Wide (network) 🎵
I never thought I’d feel so isolated on my septic system…
You’re connected through your leech fields and the water table, maybe? Kinda like that one friend trying to connect on their mobile hotspot. Everyone still loves them.
Decentralized encrypting shitting
But is it open source?
Yours is like satellite internet.
Shoot me a bm
Gonna need fiber for that.
Just like a data network, fiber makes the transfers faster.
poot poot
Pick up the fart phone
Stream of subconscious
One word -
Airgap
I’ll leave this here…
I’m logged in rn.
Begin the big download
I need more broadband because my upload is too big
there’s enough data in my bum i don’t want more
Err … I don’t think you want to download …
You’re a tubgirl fan, I guess
I don’t know what that is and I suspect I don’t want to know, so I’m going to keep it that way.
I believe it’s a lady in a tub shitting all over herself, fyi.
Well, that’s about as gross as I figured it would be … thanks
When you open Lemmy you are connected to every persons phone and can ruin their day in an instant.
I mean, I come across a lot of off putting comments, but I am sure others think the same of mine. We all deserve each other, yaay \o/
I can remind all the Star Trek fans that the episode Sub Rosa exists.
And to all the anime fans, I’m so sorry to do this to you…
“Ed… Ward…?”
Excuse you, the sex ghost candle is nowhere near the caliber of munition you unloaded with that last line.
I’m on a private intranet then. I have a septic system.
Don’t you worry about outsiders accessing your system and its private contents? They could leak it everywhere.
Removed by mod
Makes me feel very connected, thanks.
Ew, thanks I love it
Aka the sphincternet.
Enshittification of the buttnet must continue!
There is an air gap. You’re safe.
But if water splashes up then it’s GAME OVER MAN.
Guess it’s the
Fediverseshittyverse
