This guy knows how to party. I’ll get the zip ties and duct tape.

For what reason could you possibly need a watch to be that accurate?

It’s not sex, it’s butt stuff. Shut up and chug another beer

…are you serious

“Ok, everyone take your clothes off. We’re gonna shotgun some beers and then do butt stuff”

Aaaannnd it’s gone

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I disagree. I had to scan my passport 3 times in the same room before I could exit it. Shit is insane. I’ve traveled quite a bit and never experienced such things.

Japan. It went full 1984.

Ahhh?

Fuck both parts

Enshittification!

“Google approves this propaganda or narrative”

3.8 tablespoons is minuscule

I’ve heard coyotes while trail running through the woods. That sound will definitely make you fucking run faster.

Congratulations!

Surely the immigrants are to blame?? Or the gay kids! Yes, they did this.

Nagios could work? I don’t use it, but that or something similar sounds like what you’re looking for.

It’s literally the worst part. Fuck, do I have adhd?

Please come home to the meat grinder