

Reminder, licking your cell phone is free level ups for your immune system


Reminder, licking your cell phone is free level ups for your immune system


You mean like storming the Capitol in 2021?


Name 3 innocent Republicans


I mean, kind of, in a pedantic sort of way?


Well, Riker is in every episode basically so they’re at least half right.


imagine how many bugs must be in there for them to all stay fed


I’m excited to see the first color to cause a mass health event because the color wasn’t fully sterilized because of cost cutting. I’m sure people will be really normal about it.
Bets on red btw.
The real lifehack is always in the comments


They’re already not paying for QA, so if anything this would be a net increase in resources allocated just to bring the machines onboard to do the task


So the job market has been cratered and nobody can afford to eat, got it mr secretary


A common thing to happen when paying in cash was more frequent was to leave the full balance of your change for the server. Over the course of a week, those pennies could add up to Ten of dollars!


Specifically hates linux actually, Tim Sweeny is a huge Windows stan


The only way it makes sense otherwise is if they did a 9/11 intel situation where some parts of the apparatus knew but nobody who could use that information got it in time. In 2023. On one of the most aggressively monitored land borders on the planet.
The conspiracy theory is that they didn’t know.
39% caffeine by volume


edit: WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKING MEMELORD FOUND MY ADDRESS AND SENT ME THIGH HIGHS AND CAT EARS?
Ok but how did they fit tho
Also do you have enough paper for the entire bee movie script.
Asking for a friend.


I was really excited for a minute there
.world really letting fucking mask-off nazis on there now huh