- cross-posted to:
- [email protected]
- cross-posted to:
- [email protected]
You must log in or # to comment.
I heard Don Jr. was sitting in the cuck chair while JD fucked his couch
JD probably fucked the cuck chair too.
JD fucked the chair and then made Don Jr. sit on it.
So what I’m hearing is the chair cucked JD with Don Jr?
Nah, Donny J got the sloppy seconds after vance finished his struggle snuggle with the chair.
They each used a separate cushion but never broke eye contact with each other
Little Donny asked to sit in the chair after.
It’s a two for one special for that furniture molester! 😂
He cucked his wife and fucked the chair.
Did the cuck chair have nipple tassels? Because I heard it did
Jesus. He’s like that kid that would always take things way too far and ruin the vibe. Great rebuttal to the accusations of being weird, bro. It’s super normal to jump straight to horse jizz.
“Every accusation from the right is actually a confession”
deleted by creator
You know who would believably have drunk a gallon of horse cum? Known pedophile, zoophile, and horse fetishist Vaush.
Fortunately, he’s not running for president
Holy shit he actually said that. What a fucking insane world. Tbh the last 8-ish years have been so insane that I’m not even scared at this point because I’m not sure I’m really perceiving anything as real anymore.
Reality is a social construct and American politics is proving it
I like that the JD thing was probable enough to be believable (and let’s be honest, teenage boys be teenage boys) but the horse things just seems like a fetish JD has.
Walz is like the dadest person, there’s no way I can even imagine the man has sex, let alone anything as weird as what JD would do.
deleted by creator
You know, same energy. If you told me either was caught doing bestiality… Actually I’d put more money on them betting on dog fights and such, but I’d still be like “huh maybe.”
deleted by creator
All at once, or cumulative?
Details matter.
Yeah.
Pain or like with fruity or minty flavours they use in marketing for kids?
Is that a real tweet from Don jr.?
Jesus Christ.
I heard, many people are saying it, but I heard that JD Vance finds diapers to be like cushions for your ass, couches that you can take with you. Of course, this has implications for why he loves trump so much…
I mean one joke came up from some guy on twitter and everyone run with it because it’s funny and absurd but still totally believable.
The other joke is HORSE CUM
that’s the main point they’re missing. one is funny to meme about because it’s totally fucking believable. the other one isn’t organic, clearly forced to counter the former, desperate af, and no one would even remotely believe this man who looks like he was created in a lab to be relatable as everyone’s dad would do such a thing. because guess what, the people who don’t believe in consent and would happily abuse animals are on the other side.
HORSE CUM DRINKER 2024
Finally, a Dem I can be excited to vote for!
Weird.
Hello, cuman resources?
Two gallons please.
Ugh… Weird
And that creepy raver guy with the bad eyeliner, Dj Vance. Ugh.
