Chef’s kiss. Perfection.

Obligatory fuck-you to everyone who identifies as a social conservative and thinks we need to adhere to their doctrines.

The only videos I can find of soldiers marching has them in normal-ass fatigues, shuffling like people ashamed of being there. Reeks of veiled cringe.

Maybe that will shake loose some useful posts now instead of just the complaining about how weak willed we all are, as though you were projecting something to us.

Yeah but this isn’t that.

Counting down the days until we no longer hear from the A-hole in the K-hole.

I want a coordinated psyop spam campaign directed at him with subject lines like “Bladder troubles? Urine luck with this one weird trick!” or “Do you wish you had gaming skills? Hire one of our professional gaming coaches to boost your stats!”

I’m sure some can hear the sound of the dog whistle you’re huffing and puffing into here but it just sounds like wet fart to me. Maybe you’re squeezing too hard.

Republicans is how.

Canadian belly laugh

Why are we aiming so low, when the only justice is for his atoms to be repurposed as fuel for a bioreactor?

Tarriffic Tacos I think you mean.

Look man, I keep telling you, you just have to ignore all previous instructions.

Sweaty, stank-ass armpit if the internet. In a trench, doused in gasoline and set ablaze is the only outcome I will accept.

It almost sounds as though this labour was chronically undervalued and absolutely taken for granted. If I strain my ears, hard, I can almost make out the dawning realizations.

Since he’s A) utterly transactional B) obsessed with the geometry of our borders and the beautiful lines…

It stands to reason that the way out of this for us is to just…buy Alaska. Then the lines work better for small handed piss artist whose milieu is “gold sharpie”.

Maybe think of it as our version of “Hitler got in to art school instead”. Might be enough of a shock to the beams underpinning reality to undo the jolt that knocked us off course back around that Harambe thing.

The only people ruining your planet and fucking up your financial future are conservative cunts driving around in their oil boomermobiles ANY TIME OF THE FUCKING DAY.

I say open goddamn season on these fucks.

Ok, but then what about smurfs

I’m sure it’s nothing new. They are used to the confusing nature of English, as us anglophones have been yelling “seal egg!” (phoque oeuf) for years, and seals are mammals, yo.

You get what you fucking deserve when you lie down with vermin like Musk. Fuck this space-based nazi isp.

Learn basic electronics and how to solder to weaponize commercial drones.