I am mildly annoyed that the snake is facing backwards.

What if it does get better and your not there for it? Will they understand? Is that worth it?

Ahhhhhhh noo ahhhhh get reality out of my memessssss

I think it’s too scary to go up against Israel. People will do mental gymnastics to avoid stepping into the crosshairs of the Israeli propaganda machine.

Yeah but like… what if man? Like whoa

Help takes you to a text document written in notepad that hasn’t been updated since 1997 and is just a list of the frequently asked questions without the answers

I was a server at TGIF. New menu item - the Cedar-seared salmon Caesar salad. Try saying that fast.

Anyways, can’t remember if I was repeating the order back or what, but I said “cedar-seared Caesar semen salad” and paused for a second, made a face and pretended I didn’t say it. Noone said anything and I avoided the table as much as I could.

Real?

Cabinet Man by Lemon Demon

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Ew

Man what a helpful guide

No taxes on overtime? What’s the justification for that? A hand out to corrupt cops?

Look at that, 2005. Humble beginnings

It used to be that the ads, viruses and tracking were on the web pages, but now we are so blessed that they are built into our browsers and operating systems! Talk about optimization!

You miss the point. The programmers control the output to some degree by limiting it or instructing it to prioritize certain information or narratives.

This is ahorrible idea, you can’t catch ashes in a butterfly net.

You need to use a wood chipper instead of the crematorium. Much larger pieces, much easier to catch.

The question is, how much blood will there be

Well good news on the cost-per-palestinian calculation! Seems there are a lot less Palestinians lately…

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Yes, your landlord appreciates the money you earn from working 40 hours a week while he pays someone else to manage his rental properties