What happened to my freaking car!?
Looks like Carl about to hit up Melon Shakers!
The, uh, gentlemen’s club.
If Matt’s face gets any smaller he’s going to take over Turning Point USA.
Ehhh heh heh heh. . . Good one there, Fry man.
Those girls gotta get through dental school, and I’m the Carl to help them do it.
Leave him alone! He just wants to look as young as those unlucky souls he is attracted to.
Matt Gaetz in 2018
Maxillofacial surgery is a hell of a drug. That lanternjaw crossbite combo was busted. Now he’s super busted because of the blow up doll botox makeover, but his bite and jaw definitely changed from back then
It’s a long road…he’s at a travel plaza.
Deedily Wah Deedily Wah
Man, you can’t do that and not post a blank…
Edit: To quote Sean Hannity: “Fuck it! We’ll do it live!”
