So, the cake is a lie?

Offtopic: I spent a long time figuring out how to smash all those monitors (checking them off on a list) and didn’t get the achievement. 🤬

He’s a fan of deadnames, so he’s Rafael.

Rafael Edward Cruz.

I also choose death by snu-snu.

The clip of Oprah when 4chan/Anonymous got her to say the Anonymous slogan and “over 9000 penises” on her show.

…and Vegeta’s original “over 9000”, of course.

Ham. Ya know, as in ham burgers. Duh!

The joke goes like this:

People who don’t work in tech: “I have a smart TV, smart doorbell, smart thermostat, smart fridge, smart clothes washer…”

People who work in tech: “The only computerized devices in my house are the Linux PC and the printer, and I keep a gun next to the printer in case it makes a sound I don’t recognize.”

When very drunk, I’ve seen the flicker of normally-functioning fluorescent lights and was theorizing whether my “nervous system was desynchronizing” or if it was nystagmus-related, or if there was even a difference between those two.

Microslop Cope-a-Lot

One can still shutdown, but it requires going into the spooky, scary terminal.

Gotta love Js, but I don’t understand how it always smells so much stronger than the same amount burned in another fashion. Maybe that’s grandma’s problem with it?

I don’t have any experience with METEO, but I do know a bit about digital video. avi is just a container; an avi file can have any of a number of different video and audio formats within it.

It looks like METEO doesn’t have the right codecs to decode the type of audio in your file. Solutions are to “remux” (re-multiplex) the file so the audio part is in a format METEO can work with… or, it would be easier to give it the right codecs, maybe by just putting the codec files in METEO’s directory, but I don’t know if it supports that.

Good luck!

Not as funny as the original, which had the reassuring description “no skeet, only squirt”.

Fake. The discs appear to have the same proportions as regular CDs, so the spindle hole is too small.

Adin Ross sniffs Andrew Tate’s chair

Reverse piracy; “Design and store your copyrightable and patentable ideas in our AI incubators!”

These already exist. I’ve also seen some that technically work but have pop-ups complaining about being offline.

Microslop Cope-a-lot

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