My eyes dry out just looking at that. Well played, makeup designers.

Luckily, there are many stretchy sinews and a bone surfboard shaped thing in there, so the fork tine could not go that far. EDIT: typo

Well, they are resuming the ghetto blaster than can be heard about 6 miles into the DPRK during the day, about 15 miles at night. First time in 5 years. Handsome Dan, Mr. Scream and the Morning Zoo comin atcha all day every day!!!

Danke.

Intuition? Bedside manner?

Call it when you’re tired. Getting one more thing checked off your garden “to do” seems more important than ever when you’re tired, but you are also more likely to have an accident. Personal experience: I wanted to get just a few more forkfuls of manure spread before dark and put one fork tine neatly into the flesh of my foot. 'Tis but a flesh wound, but don’t be me.

This is what I needed today, new Janeway murderhobo hotness.

Thank you, the bureaucratic shitstorm will be over soon, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE. They say that there ARE NO tear ducts or paper pushing p’tagh there! I’m applying for residency!

That is exactly what today has been. Q, dropping into my tub. But it’s over. Thank God, it’s over. Now I’m the guy in the garden tub

Cried in frustration FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Perfect marriage of meme and theme, 10/10

Juiced up suspension? That (lada?) is not sagging as much as it should.

Vale, trebuchets fired!

Super, no one is safe.

Hurray for the rural tank.

Nice one, made me smile!

No, Eddie, no! The jokes that made BHC a classic aren’t allowed any more!

Swamp tank! Plants love it. First, you catch you a hunerd gallons of rain water…

The governor so based, he’s making surrounding states more based by osmosis.

Today I learned! Cool! Use it in a sentence this week.