Do not go into that boy’s restroom.
I’ve never lived where 190 proof is legal for sale. CA only had 120 when I was making Limoncello which was kind of annoying.
190 proof tastes like a kick in the jaw feels. Also, hand sanitizer.
95% abv in non- freedom units
Religious people make the stupidest rules.
Is it a religious thing? Always assumed it was a product safety rule to try and prevent unintentional alcohol poisoning.
I figured it was to prevent intentional alcohol poisoning
That’s some toxic masculinity
The Everclear kills germs, so it balances out into plain ole masculinity!
Damn the logic checks out
I fully support people removing themselves from the gene pool by doing this.
I think that’s just toxic food.
I guess the ever clear kills the tapeworms and ecoli?
Bingo! A scientist’s meal!
Yeah, if you like raw meat.
A friend got me a liter of everclear once and I mixed it with orange juice. 3 parts OJ and 1 part everclear. You could still set it on fire. Your liver would not recommend.
My everclear story is short, sweet, and typical, lol.
Friends and I were out of town a few states away for a big concert with limited locations. We randomly hung out with the guys in the hotel room next door who were drinking Everclear, among other things.
One friend had a capful and reacted harshly. Then while the other friend had their capful, I went for the bottle itself to save some time. I also made a show of not taking a sip but tipping back the bottle and taking a big full gulp. I’d also like to point out that I’ve never been a drinker, so I have no built up tolerance for any part of the experience including the burn.
It was decades ago and I vividly remember the experience as “my lungs instantly boiled off all moisture and my insides rapidly shrunk into a desiccated strand of human jerky and then exploded like that nazi in The Last Crusade.”
You’d need to cut it a little heavier than 1:1 with the OJ for it to not be flammable.
I went to a party where they made jungle juice, and my girlfriend asked me to take it slow. I exclaimed “tastes like juice to me!” Bet you can guess how that went
Bet you had to guess how it went too
Did the same at a house party after eating 2 Cup Noodles, as a college kid does… The shag area carpet did not appreciate that, nor did the hosts. First and last time I got black out drunk.
Ohh and this jungle juice was Everclear with Surge.
Everclear with Surge.
ಠ_ಠ what the fuck did they expect?
As dumbass college students, I’m betting they were thinking that everyone there could handle it, or not thinking at all. Never drank much before that, so being green with alcohol didn’t help either.
I can’t remember the last time I blacked out.
kek
Once in college my buddy and I each took a double shot of everclear to start the night. It burned going down, and I think we were good after that
That’s like pounding a four loco to pregame. Haha
four loco
a friend convinced me to drink one of these. jesus h fucking crucified dude, that was the worst, like drinking a colt 45 with a antifreeze mixer. while I’ve been drunker, I don’t think I’ve ever felt as ugh just fucking gross after drinking that swill
We’ve been there before too, the effect was similar. One drinking game I had to absent myself was Edward Loco Hands XD
How does it compare to eg. a Smirnoff? I’ve never had one before
We used to mix it with sugar free koolaide
I have a friend who CRAVES raw beef like a lot. I beg him to chop up his own, tried showing him how to make a safer tartare and I still catch him wheezing the mince.
God, I miss wheezing the mince. I should call her…
“No wheezing the mince!”
buuuuuddy…
This is from Biodome not Encino Man
implying he only said that catchphrase in one movie
Come to Germany, we have food safe raw pork. It’s amazing, but it is in fact meat.
That guy is certainly more baboon than man.
What kind of man needs to taste the poor animal in it’s raw form? Get the taste of it’s once-life in their mouth?
That’s why we cook, like civilized people.
Maybe he’s iron deficient or something?
I also crave raw red meat but I’ve never had blood work show I was iron-deficient … still, a good theory!
Guess you won’t have that friend for very long.
“Wheezing the Mince”.
Thank you for that.
well, everclear is a reasonable antiseptic. So maybe they cancel each other out?
Soak the tartare?
Then that leaves only the cancer caused by both.
If it wasn’t a low grade meat it probably would be fine. I mean it would just be beef tartare at that point without the seasonings. Which you wouldn’t taste anyways, because the alcohol would keep you taste buds in a state of the fuck was that
Excess consumption of red meat is a cancer risk. And excess in this case is over about 100g per day. So even if it would be just beef from a country that doesn’t allow hormones and antibiotics to be used in meat production it would still be a risk.
I had 250g per week in mind, which is even lower
You don’t care about cancer if your retirement plan is to die in war with China
FIDO
(Financial Independence Die Early)
Put the cancerous mass in the meat grinder and save 20¢ on dinner.
Alcohol kills germs, it checks out!
It’s called beef tartare and it’s a delicacy.
Please don’t use pre ground meat for tartare. Besides being off cuts, pre ground is exposed to way more pathogens than a slab of beef you ground/chop yourself.
80/20 ground beef patty is not a delicacy and certainly not tartare.
404 humor not found
You never know who could take it seriously nowadays.
Tja.
Machste nix
Not the parts of the cow you usually find in ground beef
This is a good way to install the new Wormphone™
Nah, booze kills the worm. If RFK had been drinking pure ethanol like a civillized person, instead of snorting coke off of toilet seats, his brain would have remained uneaten.
When I was 6 years old I met RFK Jr and he told me the RFK stands for Real Fuckin’ Kool and I knew from that moment that anyone who spells cool with a K is a total wanker.
Who does the Wormphone™ call?
I have a strong stomach yet this made it tremble
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