Can I get a cut of this ad revenue?

A website where I click a button and it cleans my room for me.

Fast computers are very expensive to the point where it makes sense to pay more for power to keep them running 24/7 instead of shutting them off every night when the sun sets.

What a wonderful phrase!

Ooiiiiim from boooaaaaaston!

But you can’t take it through a car wash or it will break the computer.

Dang I didn’t realize root beer has so many rules.

How do you the plugs eliminate fire risk?

I think we can rule out moon cheese.

Actually I just think genocide is bad and thats really the whole thought process, it’s not very nuanced.

This is a paid ad

Keep spam off of Lemmy.

Fuck the church and everything it stands for, but you need to stop whiffing your own farts and calling it roses.

I haven’t bought one yet so I’m probably not the right person to ask. Everyone I know with a Hyundai seems happy, though.

Yea those are all shit cars as well. I don’t think many would disagree. It turns out several different cars are shitty.

If the vehicle was sold broken and has to be fixed, it’s a recall.

How’s the glue on your pizza working out?

How much could I get paid if I made a spam bot like this?

The Republican candidate lied that Americans were making more money and that Republican policies reduce inflation. Apparently it’s ok to just lie.

….thats the way I like to…stretch.