Probable.

Sounds very scientific. Where do I apply to be a test subject?

I’m definitely guilty of the heinous crime of sarcasm.

Little late to the party, aren’t we?

Und wo ist der Mettigel? Den hat die gute Hausfrau doch immer parat, falls mal überraschend Besuch kommt.

I hear Krokodil is pretty cheap.

Where’s the rugged individualism here? Time for your mom to pull herself up by her bootstraps!

I was in the same unit as some guys from my high school during my time as a conscript in the German army. Since then I’ve literally only ever met one of them briefly, thirty years ago. Apart from that I’ve had zero contact with anyone I’ve gone to school with.

Because they’re too scared of him to do anything. Also, they’re part of a gangster syndicate so they accept this sort of thing as normal business. There will come a point when it gets too much, but I don’t think we’re there yet. And when it does happen, it’ll be fast and nobody will have seen it coming. Although many will claim to have done so after the fact.

Yay! It’s the year of the Linux desktop!

For when you have to cook dinner at six and defend you camp against the barbarians at seven.

There are no civilians when profit is involved.

No I don’t.

Because he’s that cool.

Das würde ja bedeuten, dass man Migrantenkinder an die Schulen in den “besseren” Vierteln schickt. Und umgekehrt. Der Aufschrei wäre bis Syrien zu hören.

It’s the American way! He has a Mexican sounding name after all!

Nobody’s asked me directions in at least ten years. And the last guy that did, spoke only French. He drove around Germany without a map or navigation system and asked random people in a language they were unlikely to understand. I bet he complained about how uncultured those Germans are, when he got home.

But don’t worry. The “showers” will be gender segregated. Have to maintain decorum, amirite?