• SuluBeddu@feddit.it
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    22 hours ago

    The random use of Italian words

    Behold, my new Savona Patty. Then, have some Bellissimo Salad. Would you like some Grazie topping, perhaps a Fortuna sauce?

  • Mac@mander.xyz
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    22 hours ago

    Dont worry babe, you’re mistaken: i slaughtered the first one and this was the one from the fridge we were planning to save for later.
    …We’re not anymore, btw.

  • huquad@lemmy.ml
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    1 day ago

    You and your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

  • IninewCrow
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    1 day ago

    This is what the over weight nuclear launch operator has to wipe off his mouth while fumbling with his cheese whiz slathered fingers for the unlock keys … then dies of a massive heart attack before being able to launch the first strike.

  • CircaV
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    1 day ago

    This is the height of the American palate. JFC they cook with cheetos, processed “cheese” and sprite FFS.

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      1 day ago

      Incorrect. This is just memes.

      Also, processed cheese is simply cheese with emulsifiers added to it.

      Unless you’re talking specifically about Kraft “cheese product” singles.

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        1 day ago

        I know it’s just memes. Am I not allowed to poke fun on a meme shitposting c/?