Super cool but I got to the end before my brain said “mine” not “mind” and I was really confused….

Mine detection makes a lot more sense

I think they’re going for the kind of humor Li Chen or Poorly Drawn Lines does but … it’s a work in progress

That was just words and free political capital.

As it turns out the US people have much more support for Ukraine than the idiotic minority that’s taken control thinks.

Yes, she’s an awful awful person generally and it shows through her characters in her books.

Gaslighting isn’t real

As it turns out the author of Harry Potter is a huge piece of shit

Ok?

You’re saying it’s ok to plagiarize part of something, and I’m saying it’s not, whether it’s a meme or a paper or anything.

AI Slop is AI slop

Probably sniffing something

You’re thinking of Cookies, C is for Cookies.

My angel is the centerfold

This one time I thought I planted carrots but it was actually California poppy.

The foliage before the flower was close enough i was convinced they were last years popping back up … I was shocked when it shot a flower up.

Anyways, are you sure it’s a carrot?

lithops are butt plants.

They grow a new butt out of their butts.

They poop butts (back and forth) forever

Sat with a couple friends, heavily under the influence of mushrooms, and watched fireflies across a newly planted tree farm field.

I’m pretty sure the three of us each took our own universal truth from that night but in that moment I was pretty sure I witnessed the fireflies riding some sort of universal wave, like gravity and they would jump from wave to wave when they blinked.

Anyways. I miss being young.

Or shrooms. Maybe I just miss those…

No of course not, we’ll make new cleverer mistakes that rhyme with the old ones and might even be the exact same ones just differently packaged…. But not like the SAME SAME ones

I’m gonna break myself in the rack at the gym tomorrow doing these, thanks!

If I plagiarize part of my paper the whole paper is tainted

It’s not talking about total population but % of people in prison worldwide

I wouldn’t without a mediator and if he refuses a mediator I’d honestly wager his intentions are more than apologizing for how you were treated.

Nobody owes it to you to believe what you say either, but they offered you the chance to back up your words.

Granted they weren’t nice about it, but shit for shit leaves everyone covered in shit.

Goood goood good.

Get a washer from a brand that has made washers for more than a decade.

If you’re paying for an LG I’d say get a speed queen top loader and enjoy not having to worry about your washer again,