Soviets: … it’s a sneak attack vehicle

World: … WHAT WAS THAT?

Soviets (shouting over the roar of engines): … IT’S A SNEAK ATTACK VEHICLE!!!

And judging by how much the world values America, it was sold for pretty cheap.

But Palau? WTF … lol … I’ve never heard of them as a country

Noice … but in a French accent

By tossing their salad

I saw wood paneling and heard CCR on the radio when I read this

What do you expect? It’s Amish

You had me worried. Reading the headline I thought this post was going to be such a dull man thing bordering on psychotic if they are making paper to eat.

I’m a dull man but not so dull as to want to eat paper.

Happy to see it wasn’t the case and that you made something neat.

So … we’re building the instruments that will destroy us and win the world for them?

CIA: … it’s in the past and doesn’t matter any more … (turns around and does some weird things with a developing nation)

The World: … ummmm … CIA? … what are you doing?

CIA: … nuthin! … leave me alone!

The thing fascists and authoritarians always forget is that there are more of us than there are of them.

It doesn’t mean it’s a nice contest or a heroic fight … it’s terribly ugly and horrible when the fighting starts but there are always more socially minded people than ignorant ones. It’s been the case for thousands of years and I don’t think we’ll break that pattern any time soon

hours … a thousand hour Reich … which is roughly just over a month.

Lasts for 500,000 miles … uncomfortable as hell, smells terrible, puts your life in constant danger … but it just never fails … even when it’s failing, or something falls off, it just keeps going somehow

I also find that I’m using Youtube less and less and just watch full professionally made programs, documentaries or shows. I’m getting to the point of wondering why I watch a bunch of mindless junk while being interrupted by even more mindless junk advertising for hours on end.

It’s weird because I feel like I’m taking back my time to watch all the shows and stuff I wanted to watch in the 90s over cable TV but never had access. If I cut all the stupid time I use to watch junk on Youtube, now I have time to watch all that stuff I wanted to watch a long time ago.

Why would you post this? Now my day will be completely occupied as to what existential dilemmas this little guy is feeling.

The stupid part is that the world’s most powerful government, with the biggest military, billionaires and the world at their disposal … and they still use public washrooms with a dozen other people.

These guys are so wealthy and powerful that they should all have dedicated toilets just for themselves or to install individual private toilets without having to interact with anyone.

Public toilets … going to take a shit like a regular pleb

I don’t use ad blockers … I’ve gone back to my old cable TV habits from the 90s … use the mute button and take a toilet break, get a drink from the kitchen, check your social media feed, knit a sweater, talk to your spouse … then unmute and keep watching.

The bonus is that if you happen to miss the restart, you can rewind back to what you missed … we never had that in the 90s. Sure PVR existed but not everyone had one.

You know what? This would be the basis for a great adventure book.

… two weeks later …

HEADLINE NEWS: CHILDREN FOUND MUTILATED IN FOREST

The leadership, organizers, managers and promoters were all our mostly highly educated people who knew how to organize a political campaign. Whenever a group like this grows in prominence, it doesn’t happen by accident is by design and through the hard dedicated work of very organized, very intelligent people. Intelligent people who are very misguided, selfish and lacking empathy

Ummmm … sir … Mr president sir … that wasn’t a pussy